Space Cows Dated For September 5

As Confucius once said, you can’t go wrong with cows in space. All In! Games’ Space Cows now has a release date, and it’s just weeks away.

You’re a farmer who had his best cow stolen, tractor-beamed to an evil space station. For what purpose, we know not, but the farmer won’t have it, so he rides that tractor beam to the station, whips out his deadliest weapon (a toilet plunger) and gets to whacking Mootant enemies. Float in zero gravity, manipulate twin-stick controls and master the deadly Rage Mode!

• Be the plunger danger. Take on dangerous Mootants, mini-bosses, and a final mega-boss. It’s moosacre time.
• Wibble-wobble in zero gravity. Use twin-stick controls to master fun and responsive zero-gravity physics.
• The milk must flow! Collect the milk bubbles, but be careful: the space station is full of environmental hazards.
• Master the mini-games. Save cows. Rack up crazy scores and keep the milk flowing!

Anyone who attends Gamescom can play Space Cows by visiting the All In! Games booth (HALL 10.1, booth E052). If you can’t make it there, you’ll be able to play Space Cows September 5 on Nintendo Switch and PC. Note: this trailer still has the old release date attached to it; it was originally scheduled for last May.

Space Cows is a cheesy twin-stick shooter featuring weaponized toilet plunger and intense zero gravity combat. Shoot, dash and wobble in slow motion to save cows and lay vengeance upon an evil corporation. You play as a cow farmer Best Regards who recently had his favorite cow stolen and transported to a Mootant-infested space station. Fly naked in the zero gravity, armed only with a laser-scoped plunger and a thirst for revenge!