Your Worst Video Games in your collection

Black Ranger RX

I don't have low self esteem.
Inspired by this video clip..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q0lCkH6VBk

And seeing that I have quite a LOT of video games, I thought I'd take a little dig in to see which video games I enjoyed playing the least. And here are a few I found..

"Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX" (GameBoy Advance)
The main reason why I hate this game is because of the shite controls. The reason why I brought this game in the first place however, was to get Doom (on the GBA) cheaper, and quite literally Doom PWNS Mat Hoffman's ass!!

"Judge Dreadd" (Original GameBoy)
Well, it was fun at the beginning but the fun at the beginning but the fun very quickly fades away when you get to the end of level 1. And you see this little door which I believe you're surposed to get out of and according to the instruction manual you're meant to press "up" to walk out of it (and pressumably onto the next level), but I pressed up loads of times and like still nothing's happened. And now I'm stuck in this level with hardly anything at all to do apart from run around pointlessly..

"Earthworm Jim" (Original GameBoy)
Pretty much the same reason as the Judge Dreadd Game, only this time at the end of this level there's this boss who you can hardly do anything whatsoever to kill him and you're like stuck with him until like forever, and the only way to finish it all of is to let him kill you, which is a bit of a waste of time.

"State of Emergency" (PlayStation 2)
I just cannot believe I actually had the stupidity to buy this utter piece of trash of a game!! It's just another one of these sissy games that are meant to promote "violence for violence's sake" (according to this PlayStatiom Magazine I read). Oh well, I'm just gald I never forked out £40 on Sissy Cent's "Bulletpoof" game, but still I feel like I just wanna punish myself for actually buying this stupid game. Oh, and according to the back of the DVD cover of that game it is "Awarded Top Overall Game at E3 by Gamespot.com" (saps!!).

"Deus EX" (PC)
OK, this isn't mine, but I just wanted to give Deus EX a little "Honourable Mention". :P

That's about all for now folks!! I'll probably have another dig in my collection sometime in the future (when I get enough time). In the meantime, feel free to sha your crap games!! :laugh:
 
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I'll list them. Some of them I already sold.

WWE: WrestleMania 21 (Microsoft Xbox)
Power Rangers: Time Force (Sony PlayStation)
Power Rangers: Time Force (Nintendo GameBoy Color)
Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue (Nintendo GameBoy Color)
Rocket Power: Team Rocket Rescue (Sony PlayStation)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Super Sponge (Sony PlayStation)
SPICE World (Sony PlayStation)
Celebrity Deathmatch (Sony PlayStation 2)
Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (Microsoft Xbox) ...hey, it was a fun game, but because it wasn't online, it wasn't so much fan after the 20th game.

...hey, I was a kid! I was foolish back then! DON'T KILL ME!

<_<
>_>

Anyway, I do have one game that I do not play so much. Elder Scrolls: Morrowind. Simply because I didn't know where the hell to go. But eh, I bought it from a friend, so....*shrug*

I'm getting Oblivion anyway. ^_^
 
KamenRiderRyuki said:
I'll list them. Some of them I already sold.

Power Rangers: Time Force (Sony PlayStation)
Power Rangers: Time Force (Nintendo GameBoy Color)

It sucked so nice you bought it twice?


The suckiest game currently in my collection... hmmm... I'd have to say WarioWare. Even my ADD is offended by this game.

The suckiest game ever, though? Damn, that's a tough one....

Astyanax for the NES was pretty horrible, though. That one is right up there. And lets not forget Xenogears, the game that you watch and read, rather than play.
 
KamenRiderRyuki said:
SPICE World (Sony PlayStation)
My God!! I've never played this game but this brings me back memories from a LONG time ago, when I was reading the bad reviews in Games Magazines and laughing my head off. The Spice Girls were such attention whores at the time, so desperate for attention that they even had to star in a crap video game!! :laugh:

Talk about attention whores, has anybody played, or at least heard of the boyband Westlife's videogame "FanoMania"? Man I can remember hating the living **** out of those faggots back when I was a teenager!! :P
 
If this gonna turn into a rhyming thread, I'm leaving. :P

Anyways, I think the worst game I ever bought was Secret of Evermore. Square tried to pass that off as a worthy successor to Secret of Mana when Seiken Densestu 3/ SOM3 never saw daylight in the US.
 
KamenRiderRyuki said:
It didn't suffice, so I bought some rice.

If it was bad rice, did you buy some mice?

I kinda didn't like the MotoGP game on PS2. It just didn't look right.
 
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