What if there was real life in Kamen Rider?

Hmmm let's see here.

If we go by the Heisei Riders alone, from Kuuga and onwards.

Kuuga - Your body is exposed to god knows how many changes. Its pretty much like being on too many steroids, while your senses are getting fucked up and your mind is struggling to remain stable.

Agito - You might end up with a set of powers that you can't control. People around you will start to fear you, and you will constantly have to worry about the fact that God wants to kill you.

Ryuki - You are forced into a war, where the only way to get out is to die or kill someone.

Faiz - Can't use that unless you are an Orphenoch.... and if you are an Orphenoch, the belt will slowly kill you as you use it.

Blade - Not really that bad as long as you stay away from King Form.

Hibiki - These are powers that everyone can have, but you have to give up a big chunk of your life if you want to be an oni. There wont be much time for family, friends, work or anything, as you are basically on duty all the time.

Kabuto - You are fairly safe if you stick with ZECT, but you are also expected to follow every order, and you never know when they will turn their backs on you.

Den-O - If you are willing to be turned into a little kid at some point, then go for it! :thumbs:

Kiva - Can't use these powers unless you are a fangire or half-fangire.

Decade - Everyone will hate you and try to kill you at first sight

Double - Probably the best Rider you could choose. There is still a threat, but you can maintain a normal life.

OOO - Your body is exposed to extreme pain unless you only stick to the Tatoba combo

Fourze - Too early to tell.

The showa Riders pretty much had the same problems. Friends and family members would get killed by the enemy, and most of them felt like monsters because of their Rider powers.

I think we can agree that being a Kamen Rider is not the best thing in the world... Double is an exception though.

I'd probably pick Den-O.Man, I don't mind being a kid for a year or so.I GET A TIME TRAVELING TRAIN WITH A BAD ASS MONSTER, A PERVERTED TURTLE CASANOVA GUY, THIS SUPER STRONG BRUTE, AND A DANCING GANGSTER.
 
Hmmm let's see here.

If we go by the Heisei Riders alone, from Kuuga and onwards.

Kuuga - Your body is exposed to god knows how many changes. Its pretty much like being on too many steroids, while your senses are getting fucked up and your mind is struggling to remain stable.

Agito - You might end up with a set of powers that you can't control. People around you will start to fear you, and you will constantly have to worry about the fact that God wants to kill you.

Ryuki - You are forced into a war, where the only way to get out is to die or kill someone.

Faiz - Can't use that unless you are an Orphenoch.... and if you are an Orphenoch, the belt will slowly kill you as you use it.

Blade - Not really that bad as long as you stay away from King Form.

Hibiki - These are powers that everyone can have, but you have to give up a big chunk of your life if you want to be an oni. There wont be much time for family, friends, work or anything, as you are basically on duty all the time.

Kabuto - You are fairly safe if you stick with ZECT, but you are also expected to follow every order, and you never know when they will turn their backs on you.

Den-O - If you are willing to be turned into a little kid at some point, then go for it! :thumbs:

Kiva - Can't use these powers unless you are a fangire or half-fangire.

Decade - Everyone will hate you and try to kill you at first sight


Double - Probably the best Rider you could choose. There is still a threat, but you can maintain a normal life.

OOO - Your body is exposed to extreme pain unless you only stick to the Tatoba combo


Fourze - Too early to tell.

The showa Riders pretty much had the same problems. Friends and family members would get killed by the enemy, and most of them felt like monsters because of their Rider powers.

I think we can agree that being a Kamen Rider is not the best thing in the world... Double is an exception though.

I'd choose either of those three.

1. I'd fight where there can be only one rider.

2. I wield a thousand riders and go through a rampage.

3. If I use the core medals' combo power, I would try to resist the pain. And if I became a Greeed if some medals went inside of me, I would become obsessed with power and dominating all those who are evil.
 
Basically Kamen Rider in real life would definitely be a deconstruction of Kamen Rider itself. Life would be hell, every year monsters would run rampant and kill people every single day. Pretty soon the world would be nearly empty with only the Riders around if they were the only ones to survive.

It'd be very scary :(

On the other hand of the spectrum, we might have the G3 units as police officers :D
Wouldn't that be fun :anime:

I wouldn't mind it ,but I would not try to go for a certain Kamen Rider as I would create or pay/force someone to create a Rider belt for my own purposes as the equivalent of having a shot gun to protect myself.

The world will have 7 billion people in October, and right now , if Kamen Rider was real, it wouldn't matter because people reproduce like bunnies. If the growth keeps on happening, you will literally be able to replace a person with another when it hits 10 billion.

Scary? Might be. But awesome? Hell yeah!
 
If I took Den-O, I'd have an imagin split personality in any environment I go to.

Momotaros - brawler and all talk
Urataros - casanova
Kintaros - martial artist
Ryutaros - dancer
Sieg - Prince
Deneb - a butler... maybe.
 
Drug enforcement agencies would label Gaia Memories and Astro Switches as the top 2 most dangerously abused substances, removing crystal meth and crack cocaine from their previous position.

DEA: Winners don't do Switches.

Rick James: Gaia Memories are a hell of a drug.
 
I actually day dream about this every day, I'd be Kamen Rider Accel and my high school would be called Museum HS and all the students would get Gaia Memories and i go around fighting them off trying to avenge my family who were the last people to try to fight off museum and theres no double, he has his own story :):):):)
 
I'd be OOO probably.

Since my current life is just...dull. No friends, no girlfriend, no job, no money, living with my aunt, no real ambitions, etc., I'd make the perfect vessel since I have no desire.
 
But his desire is to be OOO and if he becomes OOO then he would fulfill his desire, hence he would have no more desire because it's been fulfilled :loltongue:
 

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