What an unusual stress reliever I've got

Did you guys hear about the dad that told his kid:

"Ya know, if you don't stop jackin off so much, you're gonna go blind"

and the kid says:

"Dad, I'm over here!"
 
The_Next, try using some Bengay next time you fap. I heard it gives you an interesting sensation.
 
When I was a kid, I remember there was an old man always tellin us kids stories about methods to masturbate yourself. Pedobear approves.
 
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