The TRUTH about the Titanic (conspiracy!!!)

[CPS]

This is so much fail that it constitutes win. lol

 

[DarkWolf]

If ice was so benign you wouldn't see boats haul icebergs out of the way around newfoundland and there would be no ice breaker ships, any ships could wade through!

Idiot.

The site's a joke. Literally. The title "Unfastened Coins" should have given it away that it's an intentional parody of "Loose Change." Still funny though. :laugh:

 

[Kamen Rider Emo]

Aliens sunk the Titanic!

 

[Aoiblue]

Naw, it was Chuck Norris

 

[Kamen Rider Emo]

Naw, it was Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris? This is Henshin Justice Unlimited! We've got Tommy Oliver fighting a T-Rex! OH! Lord Zedd did it. He sunk the Titanic...it's obvious, isn't it?

 

[DigDoug]

I'm having the hardest time believing that this guy actually believed what he was writing :redface2:

 

[Faded.Memories]

That dude isn't serious, is he? :eyebrow:

 

[Fox-Chan]

If ice was so benign you wouldn't see boats haul icebergs out of the way around newfoundland and there would be no ice breaker ships, any ships could wade through!

Idiot.

Indeed. Plus, most icebergs are freakin' HUGE. Seriously, they might not look big at first...but they're probably half submerged in freezing cold water. Not to mention those suckers are jagged and could easily cut through the flimsy metal the Titanic was made out of.

Aliens sunk the Titanic!

GOSHDARNED ALIENS! I'll go sink some of their ships and see how THEY like it.

 

[Aoi Kurenai]

I'm having the hardest time believing that this guy actually believed what he was writing :redface2:

That dude isn't serious, is he? :eyebrow:

http://maddox.xmission.com/

I think these should answer your questions. And if they don't

[hide]...it's all one big joke.[/hide]

 

[NAND NOR]

It's amazing that there are people that have never heard of Maddox, and/or people that don't understand that most everything he does is humor/satire.

I mean, Maddox is one of the originals of the internet.

And **** Chuck Norris. Steve James would totally kick his ass and then go pimp some ladies.
EDIT: And oh crap I just found out Steve James died ... but that doesn't matter because he'll come back from the dead and do those things anyway!


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