The story of an Ascended Fanboy

[Senshi]

Pop-tart-sensei: Senshi, my favorite apprentice. You are ready to take on the world. Take this gift!

Senshi: No way... thats...

Pop-tart-sensei: Yes! Its the Gokai Celullar and the GokaiKnight Ranger Key!

Senshi: Master... thank you.

Pop-tart-sensei: Senshi, I know your original goal was to become GokaiCrimson, but....

Senshi: Its okay, master. That bastard Julio will pay for betraying you.

 

[Hidden Masta]

Sagarc pulled out a ranger key and put it in his mobarite. "Jeeeeeeeeesus!" shouted the phone turning GokaiBlack into the son of God. He then raptured ShinkenRed away to heaven were he could no longer interfere with the brothers fight. Unfortunately he can not use this power on Kivat because Kivat is going straight to hell. He stared at his brother and remembered how there rivalry all started. Sagarc was next in line for the thrown and was going to marry Ahim de Famille. There marriage would mean peace between there planets, but Kivat was always jealous of Sagarc. Jealous of his good looks, future tittle of king, and beautiful future wife. So Kivat plotted with the Zangyack Empire to force Ahim to marry him and to destroy Sagarc so Kivat could rule there planet under the Zangyack name. Both Ahim and Sagarc escaped but were separated. He heard rumors that Ahim had joined a pirate crew run by a former member of the Red Pirates. Sagarc and AkaRed were good friends and knew she would be safe with one of his crew mates. He couldn't go looking for her yet. It would be to dangerous to be near her with his amazing bounty of 8 kajillion dollars. Even during the forced wedding Sagarc had to pay and assassin to crash it but now Sagarc has a mobarite and can fight. His only choice was to destroy Kivat first. It was the only way his empire and love could be safe.

 

[syer1001]

Little does Sagarc knows, that a rogue ninja interferes the fight and uses illusion, putting the self-proclaimed handsome but banished twin brother of kivat into deep sleep. And now Sagarc is still thinking about Zangyack Empire when the whole empire itself were destroyed in Star Wars Episode 10:- The Great Toku War. This story is supposed to be the sequel of Gokaiger and OOO and a lot of series.

Sagarc also thought that Ahim is still al- I mean, not missing. She is clearly missing and no one saw her. Only Kivat, Syer and all other clues can uncovered the mystery of the princess's disappearance.

Kivat uses his time well and using the Gokai Warship to run away to a planet called Earthian, a home of his homeless (fake) wife with a golden boobs, Hima de Famille. The prince is going to ask her about the whereabout of her teammate, Hobo White. She is indeed one of the Homeless Sentai Hoboranger, the Hobo Pink.

As for Syer, he is now ended up in front of Cous Cossier. The restaurant is having an Anti-AIDS as a theme since AIDS disease have been struck through the whole Toku universe, making people stop make out. The women and men, except married, are separated into two groups. Hina and Chiyoko serve the men's food, while Eiji and Gotou (who seems to have a free time) serve at the women's.

Some say that a girl claimed herself as a princess of a planet is the one who infect the world with the AIDS...

 

[Hidden Masta]

As Sagarc was falling to sleep he knew this could mean his death. He quickly used his ultimate and most despised rangerkey. "Joooooooooe Quesada!" Sagarc had turned into the most hated man in the universe next to Kivat and used his terrible powers to retcon everything! Rewriting history the way he saw fit. After all it wouldn't make someone a total asshole to change an established timeline that has lasted for decades. Now everything in the world was the same as syer1001 mentioned except everyone in the world hates Kivat and loves Sagarc. And Kivat has no powers.....and has cancer. Penis cancer.

 

[Hidden Masta]

P.S. Penis Cancer? What a dick move.

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[NateRiver]

"I WANT DEAD PRINCESS FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"Nate stomped her feet on the floor."I HEARD SHE WENT MISSING!I NEEDED TO KILL HER!" Nate charged into the grocery store, buying photos of Navi.Nate ran into the fight between Kivat and Sagarc with a boombox."Y U NO BATTLE THEME?!" Nate put in random ska music and ran, dropping a hundred grenades and allying with North Korea along the way.

 

[Senshi]

Senshi:

 

[syer1001]

What Sagarc doesn't know, the power the key is too strong that he could not change everything. Only the hero and the righteous heart loves kivat. Sagarc now have the throne, but kivat has the love of a princess. And kivat have brain tumor instead of dick cancer.

Still, journey isn't good for kivat. Meeting his wife, Hima, he got ambushed in now living in a what the phantom of the opera called as the torture chamber. Force to seeing Ahim's gore death scene, his mind becomes unstable and unstable. He also start to shout, "Kivatte, ikuze!"

Syer is now work at Cous Coussier. He is given an artificial OOO medal where people with a dangerous desire could use it. He also obtain a medal called Ahim, where the power of shape shifting is with the medal. Later, he meet a girl who has the same face of the princess but she is wearing a succubus attire. The two engage in a fight.

 

[Hidden Masta]

And kivat have brain tumor instead of dick cancer.

As long as it's inoperable.

Also what Kivat doesn't know is that he is the one that killed Ahim but thinks it was someone else like the guy from fight club.

 

[syer1001]

hey, keep that in spoiler...:laugh:

that happen because he is too busy waiting the next series's pink senshi and thought that the hoborangers are the series after gokaiger. he proceeds to divorce ahim but the princess already know that the hobos are only appear in fanfic (will be). kivat is too stubborn and the two fights. the less-attractive prince run away and hang out at a club, where he get drunk and beat ahim to death, who is trying to comfort him.

RIP Ahim...

(I notice that kivat isn't here for so long. why don't we tell him this? :169