(Play Report) Left 4 Dead: The Waltpocalypse.

Adventures in MGM Studios

Chapter 1: Rafael, In the tower, at Midnight.

The party is just about to enter MGM when Princess spots a large shed marked with the black bullseye. According to the information they picked up in Downtown Disney, this means a weapons cache. They break the padlock and enter to find a Predator Drone.

"Holy Bleep, who'd leave something like this lying around?" Bane asks. His answer comes into form of cold steel pressed against the back of his neck. There stands Army Lieutenant Rafael Brennon.

"I did. Stand and identify. Are you immune?" Rafael presses the barrel of his rifle harder into Bane's neck. Fonz steps up. "Corporal Edwin Drake, USMC out of Beaufort.I came here on a rescue mission and met these crazy people. As far as I can tell, we're all immune."

"Really? And how many of your rescue party died?" Rafael lowers the gun.

"8 Marines, due to the helicopter crashing. 1 more, Lieutenant Jessica Lance, bled out after taking grievous damage from one of those Spitters." Fonz replies.

"So how were you planning on getting these people out of here?"

"Hell if I know. I'm making this up as I go along."

"And what's that thing there by your vehicle?"

"That's Beast. He's not a zombie. He's some kind of mutant, obviously, we just haven't figured out what.”

Rafeal takes in a few more introductions. "You guys have the benefit of immunity. I was the only one in the Army group who was. They were all slaughtered. I'm the one who's been laying weapon caches around, in hopes that someone would find them. However, the drone is under my control. Anything else is fair game, got it?"

"You're the boss, Lieutenant. But now, we got problems of the undead variety." Vernon speaks up. "I'm picking up 34 Z, including a few special infected. Everyone ready?"
A chainsaw rips to life. Shotguns are brandished. A macguyvered auto turret spins up. Beast pounds his knuckles into his palms.
"Well that was a stupid question."

Battle is joined. Pooh goes first. The Chainsaw of Great Justice cleaves through three zombies in a downward arc. Fonz lets the zombies close in on him before ducking and letting his turret burn them up. 4 zombies go Foosh. Rafeal brandishes his experimental fireball gun, which unfortunately jams. Casting it aside for the moment, Rafael wades into the zombie masses, swinging around a cricket bat. One zombie is killed by a shot to the torso, from another zombie's head being taken clean off.
Princess really begins to despise being so magically delicious, as a Smoker's tongue wraps around her. She is dragged half a football field away from Hollywood Boulevard before Fonz snaps off a shot, killing the Smoker.

It is at this point that Princess gets a devious idea. She's fifty yards out, and still has her sniper rifle. She sets up, and starts taking shots at all the zombies that Beast doesn't make into undead jelly. Two down with one headshot. She reloads and waits for more rotting heads to pass through her crosshairs.

Bane gets knocked away by a charger which is promptly leveled by Daiyu. As his eyes adjust to new light, he finds himself in a giftshop, staring down a zombie Jafar. For whatever reason, Jafar is not trying to eat brains. Bane looks on in horror as Jafar projects the illusion of a pair of cobras in the air. The cobras loop around Bane, and he can feel his energy being drained. He raises his katana for a desperate attack, and stabs Jafar in the heart.

There's an explosion, and Bane is caught in it. As he flies backward, he thinks he can still see that rictus grin Zombie Jafar had, just floating there. But right now, he has bigger concerns. Like the fact that he's on fire. He rolls to a stop near the others. As they help him up, he notes two things: First, his katana has been destroyed. Second, the wounds he just got in the explosion seem to be healing themselves. He doesn't have much time to think about this, as a tank approaches.

Beast engages the Tank at Daiyu's command, and Beast rips off one of the arms of the tank, making it impossible to use its massive rubble toss. However, the tank breaks the grapple momentarily, sending a golf cart hurtling through the air towards Rafael. Using his Aces, Rafael dodges just barely, finding himself in the open space between the golf cart's canopy and engine. He does a double take, looking up at the tank, then down at the golf cart. He just starts laughing.

With one arm missing, the tank is less threatening. The survivors suddenly realize that they could kill this thing with melee weapons alone. Beast backs off, allowing them to guan do, cricket bat, baseball bat and quarterstaff the tank to death.

Now that the area is clear, the group hear moaning. It's not zombie moans. Rafael, Fonz and Pooh head further down, tagging Princess along the way to follow them. All of them make their command+stability rolls when they see a human with the skin freshly flayed off his arms, hanging from a flagpole. He's still alive, but as they get close, Princess calls to them to halt. He's wired to a small block of C4. Someone elsewhere has to be watching and waiting with the detonator. Rafael decides to head in to find who would do such a reprehensible act.
When Rafe finds the two other survivors, he skips right past polite conversation to Fear of God intimidation. With 4 3's he tears them each a new one, and makes them wet their pants in fear.
Outside, Fonz has disabled the device, and pulled the victim down. Here they come up with a slightly sick plan.
Pooh: "Hey, didn't they repair curt schilling's ankle with cadaver skin? Maybe we can save this guy the same way."
Daiyu: "Epic. Let's do it. Bossman, what do we need to roll to make it happen?"
GM: "Sense+Scrutiny to find non-infected skin samples. Mind+Knowledge to know how to do it. Mind+Medicine, four rolls from each of you, to do it and stabilize him."
Princess does the finding, while Daiyu, Pooh and Bane do the actual science. Beast and Fonz keep watch. After four tense hours, at midnight, the team has successfully stabilized their newly rescued friend.
Rafe leads the sickos out of the restaurant, and to the ZRV. Pooh has already been to the ZRV, to tell the other survivors what these guys have done.
“Keep them alive, but feel free to give them some new bruises.” Pooh and Beast help the recovering man into the back seat of a school bus nearby. While Fonz drives the Duckboat, Pooh will drive the schoolbus for more injured people until they reach rescue. Taking the doctor from Wide World into the bus, she has him watch over the patient until they return. Closing the door on the bus, Pooh heads back into MGM with the others.

When Pooh rejoins the others, Fonz is on the walkie talkie, in contact with someone in the park.
“Repeat. How many and where are you?”
“Four of us. Tower of Terror. The ride got stuck halfway up. Can you help us?”
“We’re on our way.”

The group makes their way to the Tower of Terror, and along the way runs into another armed survivor. His name is Ace Jackson, and he’s carrying a sawed-off shotgun and a naginata. He’s not forthcoming on where he got the blade, but the others don’t care at the moment. He joins the group, ready to fight off all the zombies in their way. To their amazement, Ace seems to be harder than diamond. A zombie attempts to bite his arm, and it breaks its teeth on him. He’s not invincible, just has a natural armor of thick skin for some reason.


Fonz enters the Tower of Terror control room. He attempts to lay hands on the machines, but only gets the cameras to work. As was said, four people are trapped halfway up the ride. Fonz will keep an eye on them from the booth. Beast and Pooh take to the safety stairs, while Daiyu and Rafe climb the ladders on the side.

They have an encounter with 20 zombies coming down the stairs. Pooh drops the hood, and the fear effect kicks in. The zombies throw themselves over the railing rather than deal with the Bear and the Beast.

Unfortunately, the effect doesn’t work as well on the Tank. The tank tears a chunk of wall out of the ride, and hurls it at Pooh. Beast moves to intercept, and is driven off the stairs, fifty feet down. He’s broken and barely breathing.

“Not gonna happen! Bane, Brennon, keep me covered!” Fonz moves in and starts setting bones. After four Mind+Medicine rolls, Fonz is able to stabilize Beast. Their mutant comrade is still alive. That’s the good news. The bad news is that he’s in no condition to fight.

The others fight the tank on the narrow landing, fifty feet up. After four rounds of a desperate fight, they finally defeat it, pushing the body over the edge to crush a few extant zombies.

Without many more zombies to deal with, they head to the top of the ride. Rafe finds an arc welder, and pledges to put it to good use. Rafe and Daiyu jump out to the rafters to find the emergency brakes. Using the C4 so generously donated by the idiots in the restaurant, they each roll exceptionally well on Mind+Knowledge, and find the right amount of explosive and the right locations to place it.

Once they get down to the ground, Fonz calls up to the people in the ride to cover their heads and brace. The detonation happens, and the ride falls four stories. Finally, however, the four people inside are saved, and escorted back to the ZRV and ZRB for more medical treatment. Beast goes with them, sitting guard at the bus.

As the adrenaline rush calms down, Rafe brings up a key piece of data. “Some of the army guys left a pretty good stash in the Rockin’ Roller Coaster, let’s head over there and take what we can.”

As he declared, there is some good stuff here. One AK-74, a box of smoke bombs, 4 pounds of C4 and an RPG launcher. This last one is claimed by Ace. “You army guys don’t mess around.” The smoke bombs go to Wolfe, and Fonz claims the carbine. Just to be safe, the explosives are given to Rafe.
Once they get armed, another wave of zombies approaches. 43 according to Wolfe, who drops a smoke bomb. Using this distraction, Ace wades into the smoke(Rolling 4x4 on Coordination plus Stealth.) To all the other guys, all they see is a blade flashing in the smoke. When it finally clears, Ace is leaning on his naginata, with twelve zombies deanimated at his feet.(3 turns worth of actions)
“Bravo. Bravo.”
Smokers prove to be a persistent lot, as Pooh is dragged away. The Smoker only gets her twenty feet before she chainsaws her way out of the tongue. Pooh is safe from the next SI assault, as a boomer nails Ace, Wolfe, and Daiyu.
Fonz thinks quickly. “Take off your shirt and give it to me.” Ace complies, removing his Big Daddy hoodie. Fonz wraps a third of a pound of C4 in the shirt and throws it as far as he can. Once the zombies follow it, he detonates, taking out all but the last few.
These last few are removed from the field by Ace, who shouts at every one to duck. He fires an RPG at the approaching horde, including a Charger. Nothing remains of them.
Ace picks the lock in the locker room, and comes up with a set of scrubs to wear.
They take some time to heal up their wounds at a medical pavilion outside the Fantasmic Stage Show and head up the road to the Animation Plaza.


Stats for Rafael Brennon
Body 3D
Athletics 3D
Block 3D
Brawling 3D
Endurance 3D
Melee(Cricket Bat) 3D


Coordination 2D
Dodge 3D
Driving 0D
Lockpicking 2D
Stealth 1D
Ranged Weapon(AK 47) 2D


Sense 4D
Empathy OD
Perception 2D
Scrutiny 2D


Mind 5D
Security Systems 3D
Survival 5D
Tactics 4D
First Aid 5D
Knowledge 4D
Medicine 0D


Charm 4D
Lie 0D
Perform 0D
Persuasion 2D


Command 3D
Interrogation 0D
Intimidation 2D
Leadership 1D
Stabiliy 3D


Miracles
2HD Zombie Immunity
2D Aces

Loyalty: US Army
Passion: Survival
Base Will 7 Willpower 15

Stats for Ace Jackson

Body 3D
Athletics
Block
Brawling
Endurance
Melee(Naginata)

Coordination 4D
Dodge
Driving
Lockpicking
Stealth
Weapon(Sawed off shotgun)

Sense 3D
Empathy
Perception
Scrutiny

Mind 3D
First Aid
Knowledge
Language(Italian) 2D
Medicine 3D
Navigation 2D
Tactics 3D


Charm 1D
Lie 1D
Perform 2D
Persuasion 3D


Command 2D
Interrogation 0D
Intimidation 5D
Leadership 3D
Stability 2D

Miracles: 2Hd Zombie Immunity 3D Light Armor
Loyalty: True Love
Passion: Finding true Love
Base Will 3 Willpower 8


Achievements:
Ace: Ghost in the Mist(2) roll wide on stealth
All: Tank Burger (3) Defeated a tank with melee weapons
Altitude Sickness(4) Completed the tower of terror scenario.
Medical Drama(3) Prevent a death through medical means

Character Change: Bane’s character traded in five Hard dice for Four dice in Regeneration, with the caveat that he has to be standing perfectly still to use it.

Quotes of the Sessions:

Fonz: “Beast fell? I’ll drive to Magic Kingdom, strip out the circuits from the Country Bear Jamboree, hook them up to beast and make him a cyborg.”
GM: “While I approve of the destruction of Country Bear Jamboree purely on aesthetic grounds, I’m going to vote this down. You don’t have the knowledge to pull this off, you’re too far away from magic kingdom, and the rest of the group would probably kill you for driving off.”
Fonz: “What about the Hall of Presidents?”
GM: “No.”

Rafe: “We arrived just in time. You know what that makes us?”
Daiyu: “Epically Awesome?”
Rafe: “Darn it.”

Wolfe: “What kind of guy leaves C4 in a roller coaster?”
Fonz: “My kind of guy.”
Rafe: “No. I’ll take the C4, since my squad left it here.”
Fonz: “You never let me have any fun.”
GM: “You call an autotracking fireball gun no fun?”
Fonz: “I meant this time.”


Pooh: “A Naginata? Where are these guys getting such silly weapons? Everybody should have a chainsaw.”
Wolfe: “Great. The Hundred Acre Chainsaw Massacre.”
Pooh: “Exactly.”

Bane: “So, did Jafar survive my stabbing him?”
GM: *smiles evilly*
Bane: “That’s not a good sign.”



Chapter 2: Fairest Bones
(GM Note: It was at this point that zombie horror became Superheroes with zombies. I was planning to go that way anyway, but it happened a lot faster than I thought it would.)

At Fantasmic, two completely different survivors are also searching. They are experiments, released from a place called Bifrost Labs, who were working on creating superhumans. These two were the only volunteers who were successes. And so they were sent into the parks to rescue people and fight the undead.

First, we meet Snow White. Dressed as the eponymous character, Snow was an unrivaled success. The researchers at Bifrost had made her into a prime specimen. Even while wearing a princess dress, she was still fast on her feet, able to fire a shotgun with deadly accuracy, and unreasonably strong. She also has an ability that has shut down Smoker tongues, boomer bile and Blaster bombs.

The second of these strange beings is called Project Marrow. Her real name is Robin Graves, and yes, she’s heard all the jokes before. Unlike most everyone else, she is not immune. However, to protect her from the zombies, she has Pinky, Inky, Blinky and Sue. Four bony tendrils that extend outward and around from her spine. Pinky extends from her cervical vertebrae, Inky and Blinky extend from near her ribs and Sue from the last of the lumbar vertebrae. This does hurt, but fortunately, Robin has regenerative abilities.

Right now, they are collecting weapons. Steak knives from the restaurants are attached to the four tendrils with duct tape. She also finds the holder for the knives and puts it on her holster next to the Desert Eagle she was given when Bifrost sent her out.

Snow White has found an electric bass for her melee weapon. She also uncovers a box of roman candles, and a five pound mortar. Robin wants to use it right away but Snow is having none of that.
“This is just a flash mortar. It’s a big flash and a quick burst of heat. It could probably be used for a distraction, but not to fight off zombies.”
“How do you know that stuff?”
“I interned here before Bifrost. Why do you think I kept the costume?”
They keep searching the area, finally finding a boomer bile jar, two first aid kits, a pack of road flares and an adrenaline shot. These items are going to come in handy as 30 zombies descend upon them.

Robin rushes to melee range and lets her four friends get stabby. With the 4d in multiple actions, Robin gets to take out three zombies with her tendrils and blocks an attack from a fourth with Sue.

Snow White holsters her shotgun and goes to work with the guitar. Together, they take out all the zombies at Fantasmic, and head through the rest of the park. First stop, the gift shops. They’re looking for food firstly. Here, they find a few shelves of twinkies and bottled water. Amidst the water bottles is a whiskey flask, immediately claimed by Robin.
However, the flashlight of Snow white falls on an all too familiar sight. A witch jumps up with intent to do grievous harm to the fairest in the land. Or she would if Snow White hadn’t rolled 4 9’s on Body+Athletics. Snow White is off like a rocket, freerunning up the sides of the structure and over the rooftops, leaping to the Wizard’s Hat.

The witch looks on in shock, and goes back to sobbing. Robin moves away from the building and sets off a flare so Snow White can return to her. Once Snow descends from the rooftops, the two Bifrost supersoliders make their way to the next location: Playhouse Disney Live(Yeah, I don’t know why they went there. I had nothing planned, so I winged it)

Here, though they haven’t been sighted yet, they witness something that doesn’t fit in with what they’ve been told about zombies. Rolypoly Olie is a robot, or so the program they find says. But there he is, controlling zombies. They watch as one of Olie’s arms falls off. It instantly reconnects with the rest of the body.
Robin: “I wonder… if we stunned it, could we run in and take its body parts far enough away that it can’t bring the segments back together?”
Snow: “Only one way to find out.” Snow white hurls a nearby propane tank into the cluster of zombies and Robin shoots it in mid-air. The blast takes out all fifteen of the zombies, stunning Olie. All his segmented body parts fall on the stage.
Snow white rushes in to grab the head and torso. Robin takes one of the arms and sets it as a weapon for Sue. They throw the body in the manmade lake, and walk up Animation Alley. Here, they see the Magic of Animation studio is on fire and they can hear people screaming from inside. Grabbing a fire extinguisher, these two rush in, trying to save who they can.

First, however, it’s robin who needs the saving, as pieces of the roof fall down, pinning her legs. However, Snow White is stronger than Captain America, and casually flings the burning debris off her partner.

Inside the courtyard, they encounter an animator trapped under the rubble. Snow white flings the desk off him, and through the roof above. Not even stopping to check for injuries, Snow white puts the man in a fireman’s carry and leaps up out of the building.

“Great, and me with my four friends and a dry extinguisher.” Robin goes deeper in, to find another person. Since she doesn’t want to freak this person out more, she sheathes her weapons and retracts the tendrils. Carefull, and rolling well enough on Mind(sans navigation) she leads the person out safely. With two people in need of medical attention, the two supers see the other survivors approaching, even as the animation studio collapses.


Stats for Robin Graves
Body 4D
Athletics 4D
Block 4D
Brawling 4D
Endurance 2D
Melee Weapon(Random) 4D


Coordination 3D
Dodge 2D
Driving 0D
Lockpicking 0D
Stealth 0D
Ranged Weapon(Handgun) 3D


Sense 3D
Empathy 2D
Perception 2D
Scrutiny 2D


Mind 5D
First Aid 2D
Medicine 2D
Knowledge 2D


Charm 1D
Lie 0D
Perform 0D
Persuasion 0D


Command 4D
Interrogation 1D
Intimidation 4D
Leadership 0D
Stability 2D


Miracles: Inky, Pinky, Winky and Sue(Four bony tendrils) 4D
Regeneration 4D
Multiple Actions 4D

Loyalty: The Human Race
Passion: Science
Base Will:5
Willpower: 7

Stats for Snow White
Body 4D
Athletics 6D
Block 4D
Brawling 0D
Endurance 0D
Melee Weapon(Guitar) 3D


Coordination
Dodge 5D
Driving 0D
Lockpicking 0D
Stealth 4D
Ranged Weapon(Shotgun) 5D


Sense 5
Empathy 0D
Perception 3D
Scrutiny 0D


Mind 2D
First Aid 2D
Knowledge OD
Medicine 2D
Navigation 4D


Charm 4D
Lie 4D
Perform 2D
Persuasion 0D


Command 4D
Interrogation 0D
Intimidation 1D
Leadership 0D
Stability 6D


Miracles:
Zombie Plague Immunity 2HD
Nullify(Zombie Powers) 5D

Loyalty: Bifrost Labs
Passion: Being the Best
Base Will: 8
Willpower: 24


Achievements:
Snow White: Witch Hunt(3) Outran a Witch
Both: Who’s the Boss(3) Defeated a Boss Level Creature without taking damage
Fire Rescue, Scramble!(2) Rescued survivors from a burning building.

Quotes of the Session
Robin: “How the hell does she move that fast in a princess dress?”

*as another player, not involved in the game at that time, attempts to distract them*
Snow White: “What do I roll to give a damn?”
GM: “Sense+Empathy.”
Robin:” No matches. I don’t give a damn.”
Snow White: “Well I got five dice in sense and none in empathy… 2 4’s? Do I give a damn?”
GM: “My ruling is you’d have to get at least three 4’s to give a damn. Shall we continue?”

Snow White: “What the hell is Rolypoly Olie?”
GM: “A robot from early morning Disney broadcast.”
Robin: “And we couldn’t have fought Bear in the Big Blue House because…?”

Robin: “Can I make a Molotov cocktail from the whiskey flask?”
GM: “No. Molotovs are in glass bottles, so that when they break they spread the flames. The flask is metal.”
Robin: “Can I run a current through it?”
GM: “Eh…Not yet.”

To be Continued in Chapter 3: Bullwhips and Lightsabers
 
Further adventures in MGM.

After joining with the rest of the group, Snow White, Robin Graves and Ace Jackson note that Morgan Bane has separated from the group. Ace decides to follow, knowing that Bane has a propensity for getting into trouble.

This prophecy becomes self fulfilling as a particularly devious boomer stands behind a witch in Bane's path. If he shoots the boomer, it will explode, startling the witch. If he shoots the witch, it will startle her. Both options have the same unpleasant end. Bane almost dodges out of the way of the first boomer bile assualt, but gets splashed on his legs. Knowing that this means a z rush, he runs into the nearest arcade. Stripping the wires from a few machines, he starts up the generator in the building and uses it to electrify the door.

Given a few moments of reprieve, he starts looking around for something that he can use to replace his destroyed katana. All he finds is a guitar hero controller. This isn't very useful.

At this moment, Bane hears the scream of a hunter pouncing on his from the ceiling. He moves his hands up to block.

First round: Hunter 3x8, Bane 3x7 Bane is grappling with the hunter, and takes one point of damage to both arms.
Second Round Hunter 3x10, Bane 3x10. Bane dances with the hunter, still taking damage where he and the hunter have interlocked their fingers.
Third Round, Hunter 3x6, Bane 3x7. Hunter attempts to kick Bane away so it can pounce again. No good
Fourth Round Hunter 3x2, Bane 2x5. finally the hunter breaks free, and leaps up to try it again.
Fifth Round Hunter 3x4, Bane 3x4. the dance continues.
Sixth Round Hunter no matches, Bane 3x4. Bane punches the hunter away and fires a shot at its leg, taking it clean off. The hunter retreats into the ceiling.

Through the window comes the Boomer from before. Bane, not thinking, fires a shot at it. He gets covered in boomer bile. Now the zombies are coming through the roof and windows to get him. Seeing no way out of the situation, Bane runs to the back of the arcade and finds the gas line. He severs the line and waits for the gas to spray everywhere.

As the zombies close in, Bane click-click-clicks a road flare. "I picked the wrong day to quit drinking." The flare lights as the first wave of zombies get to melee range.

Outside the arcade, Ace Jackson is thrown backwards by the explosion. He was trying to fight his way in to help Bane, but now he sees that it's too late. From inside the flames, he can see Bane attempting to stand up. His body starts healing, but not fast enough to counter the burns. Bane gives Ace a thumbs up and expires.

Ace is helped up by his new ally, Robin Banks. The team of zombie slayers takes a moment of silence for one of their own, then pushes on.

As they pass the wizard's hat, they hear the sound of a smoker getting ready to drag someone and a spitter gearing up. fonz ducks, avoiding the smoker. The smoker's tongue wraps around a lamp post and becomes knotted. Fonz hits the zombie in the back of the head with his carbine's butt.

As for the spitter, almost everyone dodges the initial blast. Unfortunately, Pooh gets caught in the pool. Fortunately, the mascot suit takes most of the damage, as the acid eats through it. Ace holds out his naginata's shaft, pulling Pooh from the pool.

It appears that the spitter is going to fire another globule of acid, when a thrown knife cuts through her heart. Another survivor stands up(New Player Joined) introducing himself as Bradley Savage.

stats for Bradley Savage

Body 5D
Athletics 3D
Block 0D
Brawling 1D
Endurance 3D
Katana 5D

Coordination 3D
Dodge 3D
Driving OD
Lockpicking 2D
Stealth 4D
Ranges Weapon(M9) 3D

Sense 4D
Empathy 2D
Percpetion 3D
Scrutiny 0D

Mind 3D
First Aid 3D
Medicine 3D
Survival 2D
Tactics 2D

Charm 1D
0D in all Charm skills

Command 3D
Interrogation 4D
Intimidation 3D
Leadership 2D
Stability 0D

Miracles

2HD Zombie Plague Immunity
4D Random Reincarnation(If he dies, he rolls 4 dice. If he gets a match, he decides what he regenerates as. If he gets no matches, I can choose any person or animal for him to regnerate as.)

Base Will 4 Willpower 5 Passion: Money Loyalty: Survivors



Savage joins the group in cleaving through more zombies until at the Great Movie ride, they encounter Jafar. For the rest of the group this is their first time.meeting a disney villain. Fonz opens fire, but Jafar has a 4HD force field power that simply absorbs the bullets. However, Ace notices something. The forcefield doesn't extend all the way around. He steps forward.

"Listen to me, and listen well. I don't know what the hell you are, but I know who I am. I am Ace Jackson, wielder of Zombiebane. I have obliterated your undead minions, and I will do the same to you. Flee now, if you value your unlife!"

Ace rolls 4x5 on Command+Intimidation. Jafar rolls Nothing on Command+Stability. Jafar freaks out and runs away. As he turns, Ace points out that the force field only covers Jafar's front and Fonz puts a round in Jafar's head, dropping the dread sorceror in one shot.

The group picks up a few survivors at Indiana Jones and Star Tours, loading them aboard the school bus. As one, they head to Animal Kingdom.

Achievements Unlocked
Bane: Samson at the Pillars(1) killed 50 zombies or more in a self-sacrificial move
Ace: Fear Itself(3) Intimidated a boss level zombie
Bradley: Dramatic Entrance (2) introduced yourself by saving a teammate
All: Cut and Print!(4) Escaped MGM Kingdom.


Animal Kingdom

The group arrives at Animal Kingdom. Beast goes in with them, going around the main safe room to wait.

Inside the safe room, they find a collection of first aid kits, an adrenaline shot, a sample jar of cobra venom, a tranquilizer rifle and ammunition for such, a GPS tracker for the animals in the park and four coconuts which look like they've been opened. Robin takes a look inside the coconuts to find a supply of gunpowder and a fuse.
"Somebody's been watching Swiss Family Robinson." Robin claims the coconut bombs. With nothing else to find, the group heads into the park.

A loud crack echoes through the area. The central monument of Animal Kingdom, the Tree of Life, is falling towards our heroes. The Beast moves to intercept and holds it up long enough for the team to duck underneath and into the park proper. Daiyu thanks the Beast, and he lets go, allowing the tree to crush him.

Another moment of silence for a fallen friend is interrupted by zombie ostriches. Regenerating zombie ostriches. After a lengthy battle that includes the Chainsaw of Justice running out of gas, Savage's katana getting stuck in the backside of a zombie ostrich and headchopping, they finally manage to take out the birds. Stopping by the Mombasa Marketplace, they find five more survivors along with a collection of riot gear to protect them. Amidst this group is another immune hero, He calls himself Angel Starhand.
"So we're rescuing porn stars now?" Ace asks
"Porn stars? I thought he was a hippie." Pooh answers.

stats for Angel Starhand

Body 5D
Athletics 5D
Block 4D
Brawling 3D
3-section staff 5D

Coordination 5d
Dodge 3D
Driving 0D
Lockpicking 0D
Stealth 0D
Weapon(Battle Rifle) 5D

Sense 3D
Empathy 0D
Perception 3D
Scrutiny 3D

Mind 3D
Firt Aid 3D
Knowledge(Demolitions) 1WD
Knowledge(Electronics) 1WD
Medicine 3D

Charm 2D
0D all
Command 3D
0D all

Miracles
2HD Zombie Plague Immunity
2D Telekinesis


All these characters who have limited command skills prove how they've crippled themselves the first time Robin gets in a fight and pops out Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Sue. Of the whole group, only Daiyu is immune to panic at such a sight and works to calm down the others.

The group soon realizes that they can'tgo back the way they came, as the tree of life is blocking that path. So they have to take their five survivors through the remainder of the park, keeping close to their charges so they don't get grabbed,

Pooh refills her chainsaw, noting that she only has one quart of fuel left. It had better last.

The ground shakes below their feet. A big mass of zombie antelopes appraoches. However, Ace takes a knee and fires an RPG into the cluster. "Antelope burgers anyone?" One antelope survives the attack, and is promptly sidestepped and killed by Daiyu.

The group encounters yet another zombie animal, this time a gorilla. Bradley dips his katana in the venom, slashing across the ape's chest. After four rounds of combat, including the chainsaw of justice getting stuck in the ape's ribcage, they finally manage to kill it.

It's at this point, however, that Ace notices something. He climbs to a high vantage point and looks northeast to epcot. The Air Force is bombing Epcot, and will soon spread out to the other areas. Ace gets the group to look for a signal flare. While they look, Fonz works on finding the right frequency on the walkies to communicate with the passing bombers.

Finally, a flare is located. Ace fires it, and a harrier jet flies overhead in five minutes.
"Are you immune?" the pilot asks. "How many are with you?"
Finally getting the right frequency, Fonz tells them "11 Immune, 41 non. How about a pickup?"
"We don't have the room. But there's a helipad at Cinderella's Castle. If you can get there, we can get a few choppers in to get you."
"You got it. Castle. Helipad. Us. You. We'll send you a signal when we're there."

The group decides to take what they can. sailing across another river rapids ride, they land in Dinoland USA. Pooh enlists help from Snow White and Ace to help her strip out the animatronics from the legs of a T-rex so she can use them as body armor.

"Wait, what?"

"My legs are unarmored. I need some kind of defense."

With this project complete, they head for their last stand at the Magical Kingdom. They enter the gate, and I play This track As they enter the park, eleven survivors against a tsunami of undead.

Achievements Unlocked: All A Wild Time(3) Survived Animal Kingdom
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Assault on the Castle

Our heroes press valiantly forward through a cluster of zombies. They handily dispatch 30 zombies thanks to syncronizing their coconut bombs and, though they encounter chargers and spitters after the fact, all but Robin Graves manage to get out of the way. Robin is helped out by Daiyu, and they make short work of the special infected.

Behind them are the survivors, who have just cleared the turnstiles. Angel Starhand sets up his C4, with help from fonz, into proximity activation and lays it in the turnstiles, just in case they have any zombies come from behind.

From overhead, the group hears a jet pass. A weapons locker is dropped down to them from a passing harrier. Inside, they find twenty sniper rifles, one hundred throwing knives and twenty strange looking grenades. The note attached to these calls them Screamers, sonic grenades that release a prolonged noise at 130 decibels. Fonz retrofits them so they can be remotely triggered.

Mind+Knowledge rolls, and Ace Jackson informs the others that the magic kingdom as they know it is actually the second floor. This brings up an obvious point. If they don't know about the tunnels, the zombies don't either. They quickly herd the group of non-immune survivors into the tunnels and seal off the main entrace.

Once inside, the group finds pain pills(given to Robin for obvious reasons) adrenaline shots and first aid kits. They make their way through the tunnels to It's A Small World After All. Fonz makes his Mind+Knowledge rolls to locate the load bearing walls inside the attraction. He plants his c4 on the walls and sets the screamer in the most acoustically perfect location. He then cues up Eye of the Tiger on his iphone, and they badass slow walk back into the tunnels. When everyone's back inside, this entrance is sealed up and Fonz activates the screamer. Waiting five minutes, Fonz activates the C4, bringing the ride down on 98 zombies. From above on the Air Force frequency, a pilot asks "What the hell was that?"
Robin's response? "A public service."

The group emerges from the tunnels in Tomorrowland and find themselves confronted by a zombie Jack Sparrow. Somehow, Robin convinces Jack to drink a molotov cocktail. WIth the gasoline dripping from his mouth, Daiyu lights the pirate lord ablaze. The fire lasts until Jack leaves the light of the park's floodlights and goes back into darkness, where the blaze is extinguished.
Seeing that that tactic won't work, the group pours pools of untainted rum on the ground, where Jack laps it up like a dog. Once his head enters the light, Ace blows it to so much shrapnel.

At last, the group reaches Cinderella's Castle where a familiar face waits for them. The body of Walt Disney, animated. He lashes out, encasing Ace in ice, and snaring Bradley in an illusion of a ballpit. Robin has to save them both and succeeds after a few turns.

Ace focuses in, listening for anything that can help him. And there it is. Where a normal person's heartbeat is beat-beat, for Walt that beat is quadrupled.

"Holy Crap! He's got four hearts! He's an alien!" Ace shouts.

"So you figured it out. Yes human, we are aliens. Creazlan, not that you've ever heard of us. This whole thing is our method of war. Living dead, infection, and the power of iconography. Once the world is decimated by its own power, we move in."

"So what makes us different?" Robin asks, well aware of the irony of the question."

"Nothing. Humans are not unique. Every race we encountered also developed single generation mutations to combat us. You are merely the latest. And now, we will end..." Walt takes four called shots to the hearts in the next two rounds, and though he manages to freeze Fonz, the group obliterates the alien general without taking any extra damage.

As Walt dies, his last words are "HUMANS!" Purple energy emanates from his body. and the gorup hears the sound of zombies coming from all over the park. However, Walt's death also upgrades the survivors. Robin's tendrils gain serrated jaws. Bradley evolves for 2d in duplication. Fonz becomes the God of Hot Lead(Adds +1 wiggle to ranged weapon +2D to Coordination) Ace develops a combination ventriloquism/terror effect power. Pooh Bear gains 3D in teleportation, Daiyu gains 3D in Crowd-Assisted Superspeed(For every 50 beings around her, her speed goes up by 50 mph)

The group rushes the survivors into the castle, and prepares for a Crescendo Event. The Siege of Cinderella's castle has begun. Rescue comes every ten turns to pick up ten civilians. The group will work to keep the press of zombies from getting close to the castle. To make sure, all extra guns and explosives are given to fonz, who makes his fireball turret into what Ace called "Armageddon Betty." Every extra gun, includng the rocket launcher. is attached to Betty, and Fonz wires them to fire in sequence. Should any zombies be lucky enough to get into melee range, Pooh bear, Robin and Daiyu are waiting. Bradley/ Clone Bradley and Ace are in the windows, along with a group of survivors skilled in firearms.

And so it begins. In the first five rounds, Angel Starhand activates his turnstile bomb, taking out a hundred zombies. However, this makes it easier for the zombies to enter the park. He is soon affected by a Blaster, turned into a bomb himself. He jumps down from his window and rushes away from the others, taking out thirty zombies as he explodes.

Rafael doesn't fare much better. He is dragged bodily through an acid pool by a smoker. Though the smoker and spitter are killed, the others don't get there in time to save Rafe. However, as Rafe expires, he hands the controls for the predator drone to Fonz. Before the zombies get there, the drone is airborne.

Working together, the group keeps pruning the zombies down. When they get close, Ace uses the Voice of God to terrify them into running back into range of Betty. After the first batch of civilians is rescued, the predator drone lands. Stripping out the pedal asembly from a golf cart, Fonz rigs up a pedal sytem to fly the drone, while he's on it. He drops a hellfire missile in, clearing a path for him to get out to his drone and set up the system.

He takes an aerial assault plan, dropping missiles into the areas that are most heavily packed with zombies. When he runs out of missiles, he uses the drone as an airborne sniper platform.

Ace is pulled from the window, and takes no damage. Once he breaks free of the smoker's tongue, he pops a smoke bomb. A tank arrives at that moment and Bradley rushes down to help Ace out. Together they manage to kill the tank without it doing any damage to the survivors.

After thirty more turns, the last of the civilians is aboard and away. One more chopper can be heard, coming to evacuate the last of the survivors. Betty has run dry. Most of the sniper rifles are without ammunition. The group maks their way into the castle and up to the helipad, taking a moment to C4 the door and prevent zombie access.

three hours later, the team is safe in Beaufort. Fonz goes up to the Base commander. "Corporal Drake reporting 9 Marine casualties, 1 Army casualty, 3 civilian casualties 41 civilians rescued and... Pooh bear, what was the final tally on zombie kills?"

"All told, 3821 zombies were killed in this adventure, including mascots, specials, and animals."

"Nice number, silly old bear. What do you say, sir?"

"I say... I'm stunned. You weren't supposed to come back." The CO stares at Fonz as if he's seen a ghost.

"Sir, you sent ten marines into those parks. What do you mean we weren't supposed to come back?"

"Your mission was supposed to be a dog and pony show. None of you marines were supposed to come back, much less any survivors. We were going to go in, find your dog tags and use them to gain public support to begin the hyperbaric bombing."

Every survivor's gun is now pointed at the CO's head. Every survivor has three marine rifles pointed at their heads. This Mexican standoff is ended by a radio broadcast....

"Firebase Alpha *static* DC *static* Overrun! Falling back to *Static* Charlie!"

"Gus down people." Fonz orders his team. He walks up to the CO and makes a motion like he's going to slap him. He pulls short. "Listen to me right the hell now. We've fought through over 3800 zombies, rescued people, fought the goddamn Walt Disney for what? Some press conference? Sorry to break it to you, but we're alive. Not only are we alive, but we are going to take your best chopper and liberate the hell out of DC. Are we clear?"

"You'll be stripped of your rank, Marine."

"You're a disgrace to yours. SIR. In three weeks, you can court matial me. But wait until the press finds out about this. By that time, we will have swept the Eastern Seaboard clean of zombies. So, I'll ask politely. May we have a chopper, sir?"

"Y-Yes." The CO backs down as he sees the gleam in the eyes of these survivors.

Pooh Bear steps up. "Messketeers, get fed, healed up and socked up. We're going to DC."

"Messketeers?" Fonz asks.

"I prefer the Merry Men" Robin says.

"What about the Apocalyptics?" Ace answers

"We can discuss the name for our group later." Fonz says. "Everyone get some food and sleep."

After five hours of sleep, feastng and getting medical treatment, the team boards a shiny new CH-21C and heads for DC.

"Hey Fonz, why didn't you tell the CO about the aliens?"

"He didn't tell us it was a suicide mission. He'll find out when we reveal it to the press." Fonz notices two of the others chuckling.
"Robin, Ace, what are you laughing about?"
"We were just thinking about all those planes in the Air and Space musuem and what happen when you apply your touch."
"Now that's cool."

The big chopper, loaded with heroes and weapons, flies north to DC and onward to Destiny.



THE END.
 

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