Pizu Kamen XJR (18+)

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When The Fruit Of Life Corrupts Men
~Please note that this series contains VERY adult themes and may be considered inappropriate for those under the legal age of 18~
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*SERIES OVERVIEW*

Neon City, 3245 A.D.

The world, despite the desolate landscape, is at peace

The hot comodity these days is Pizza and those who have gusto to serve them up piping hot.

With the Zesty Flavour (owned by a rich oil tycoon) opening up, things are looking a tad grim for the mediocore Licorice Piezano.

But that's only the half of it. Halway across the street from the two dueling dough-tossers lies humanity's only savior, a bizzare looking belt buckle that houses the ferocity of the ancient Triceratops.

Soon, an alien spacecraft with land and those who lurk inside will seek out, enslave, and eventually devour all living things.

Times such as these call for a man who works for $9.50 an hour, a man named Pizu Kamen XJR




OP: Living In A Box- Living In A Box

"Chapter 1: And So Rises The Dough....."

Musical Score: Avril Shrine- Porno Galatica

Rik Vanheight sat perched atop a crumbling building soaking wet and covered in blood

His cinnamon colored hair teased with soot and ash as it danced about the hard night breeze, escaping his broken battle helmet

The agenda for the evening (other than delivering Mr. Pereliy's pizza and two liter of coke on time) was to destroy one of the Viyan hoard, a plant growth that had gained sentient awarness and humanoid form.

Both of them had bourn their fair share of scars, Rik more than the vegetation

Inhaling deeply, Rik rapidly punched the three lights on the front of his belt and tapped the ignition button with his thumb. The green, foggy white, and red lights twinkled brightly as Rik shouted towards the heavens

"CUTTER DASH!!!!!!!!"

The humanoid cocked it's head up, unaware of it's eventual fate

Rik leaped, his instincts taking full control

The thunder cracked in the distance, propelling him toward his target

With the tip of his boot locked on the monster's chin, he began his dirty work

Gelatinous ooze spread finer than pizza sauce emitted from being as Rik pelted it with blow after blow from his hands and feet

Thunder etched it's way across the monster's face, it becan convulsing and fell on the slab of concrete from the nearby building with a loud thud

An explosion dispersed, the monster was dead

Rik deactivated his XJR armor and hurried off on his moped, his right arm and left leg badly brusied

Mr. Pereliy would never know the great lengths this humble delivery boy went to just so that the old coot could gum another slice of Hamburger and Relish pizza

It was better that way.............


2 Months Earlier........

Musical Score: Industry And Seduction- Tom Bailey

It was a horrendously slow day at the Licorice Piezano and the fact that the humble pizza shope' was slowly becoming destitute wasn't helping things either. A new shop had opened a mile away by the name of the Zesty Flavour, a big name pizza chain owned by a wealthy Texan oil tycoon.

Lavishly made pizzas topped with caviar and salmon were served by the carloads, while all Big Sal Taurus (the fairly disgruntled triceratops cook) had to top the pies with was regular ol' run of the mill slop. Rarely was it handled with loving care or clean hands.

Rik, having nothing much else to do, had his feet perched atop his moped's handle bars and his eyes immersed in the latest issue of Neon City Hussie

"You know Rik," a voice said, swiping his porno mag, "If you had half a brain, you'd be in here helping me and Sal instead of looking at a fresh pair of fake tits."

" Gianna, you know better than to be giving me **** on a day like this. Unless some old quack has found some way to make people invisible, I don't see not one goddam person in that shop right now."

Rik subtly eyed over the curvacious pointy eared alien, her body lightly draped in a customary employee uniform that left a multitude to an untamed imagination like Rik's

"Now," he calmly asked her, " Are you gonna hand me back my seamen fodder are our we gonna have to get rough?"

She let out a sigh, her chest slightly heaving.

"Fine, but I expect you to come in at some point and help out. You aren't getting paid to sit on your ass and jerk off."

With a flick of her tail, she sashayed her way back inside the pie shop, leaving Rik to do whatever he pleased.
 
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Meanwhile, Across Town........

Musical Score: Traumfrau- And One

Dr. Kintobor silently relieved his eyes of perfect vision as he cleaned his large coke bottle glasses

Before him on the table, amidst all the clutter, sat the blue print for his ultimate creation, the XJR armor mach 3

With four years of work, countless hours of testing, and fourty grand behind it, it had to work or the doctor was finished finacially

His daughter, Kara, brought him a tall frothy glass of coffee and a danish, her eyes hidden from his beneath her bushy mane

She was upset and afraid for her father. He hadn't slept in weeks and his health was waining as he attempted to finish the project

"Daddy, since you're finished with the armor, I think it's in your best interests that you......"

He stopped her as he took a good long sip of the Irish roast

"I'm nowhere near finished Kara. It still needs one last finishing touch."

Kara looked at her father with her head half cocked, slightly perplexed

"A human host. I can't do it, what with my age and neither can you. I didn't make the armor for a female, though the thought did cross my mind a time or two......"

"So what are we going to do?"

"Well we can't kidnap someone and force them to use the armor, it's illegal. We're justing going to half to pick someone at random and hope for the best."

Palpitated with nurishment, the doctor rested his tired palms of Kara's soft shoulders as he gazed at her with forlorn eyes

"The Viyan hoard is coming for me Kara, they want the XJR armor whether or not I'm alive to give it to them. They've been watching my progress constantly since day one," He clutched his daughter tightly," I can't believe I trusted them as a peaceful race. I gave them some of my best work Kara and they abused it by enslaving countless worlds and punishing those that stupidly chose to defiy them! This is it for us, this is it for Earth......."

Back At The Licorice Piezano........

"Bored are we?" Gianna asked, gazing at Rik unhappily rolling around an uncooked sausage ball on the consession counter with his index finger

"More than you're willing to imagine......"

"YER NOT GETTIN' PAID TO BE BORED VANHEIGHT!!!!!!!," Sal angrily shouted from the kitchen, "QUIT SLACKING THE **** OFF AND START MOPPIN'!!!!!"

Gianna eyed Rik with a smirk as she poked him with the rotted off end of the handle "You heard our surly cook delivery man, you know what to do."

Rik mumbled slurs as he wheeled out the bucket and began drenching the floor in unsanitary tap water and bleach. He eyed Gianna with the intent of siring her off on a whim

"You know Rik, that floor isn't gonna mop itself, regardless of what Popular Science will lead you to believe...."

"Heh heh heh and what are you doing little-miss-big-tits? Filing your nails? Swooning over some tweenage hunk in the tabloids?"

"Sal, what am I currently unassigned to do?"

"COUNTER-DUTY!!!!!!"

The reaction from Rik was nothing short of priceless. Not only did he swiftly kick the bucket clear out the door, but he broke the mop straight in half. He didn't necessarily enjoy the fact that he was entirely disposable.

Gianna rolled her eyes, opened up a fresh bottle of baby blue nail polish, and began to paint nails

"And this is why you wonder why Sal doesn't assign you more meaningful tasks..."
 
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Meawhile, halfway across the galaxy........

Musical Score: Heart Of Stone- And One

Deep within the bowels of the milky way, hovered a large space craft, waiting, plotting. It's outer casing weathered with age.

It's cargo was equally as devious and twice as cunning.

They were what little remained of a once proud race, the Viyan Hoard. Having enslaved and devoured half a dozen collective entities and planets to fuel their slefish desires, they looked onwards toward the stars for more fresh meat, a planet called "Earth".

Onboard, a general named Rune Chiek stood at attention before the massive bulk of the Emperor, Lord Valcore.

"Sire, we're 12,000 clicks from our destination. Orders?"

"Yes....."wheezed the bloated ruler, " assemble my confidants......."

The general nodded, slauted, and turned right face towards the door to gather together the villians of the story

"Mauda......?"

"Yes sire?" Asked the scantily clad handmaiden

"Bring me the finest bottle of Drexian wine,.....I wish to savour my most recent conquest......."

Mauda immediately returned with three other handmaidens to dole out the wine. It's container was unfortunately very large and extremely heavy, Drexians were sadly not known for their modesty when it came to nourishment.

As he sipped, the general returned along with the remainder of their humble clansmen.

"My children......how long has it been......since we gazed upon the stars.....with such longing in our hearts? The temptation......to feed......to kill.....it runs deep.....to deep in which to cleanse it from our.....very souls," the emperor paused, taking another large sip of whine, " This new planet......the one they call "Earth"....shall become our hunting ground....as well as our new home...until the livestock runs.....slim....."

The emperor loudly belched and had a handmaiden clean his mouth before he continued.

"...I want all of you to think carefully.....as to why....our previous conquests....were so....unfruitful..Blude, my precious daughter, surely you and my future son in law, Evelogan know..."

From the shadows stepped the engaged barbarians, a slutry rosebud clad from head to toe in the finest silk garments and a vicious rouge with an unsavourable bloodlust, no father could ask for a more better suitor for his angelicly hateful daughter.

" Father!," Shouted Evelogan as he bowed before his surly father in law, " It was my wrong doing that caused the Quains to vanish. The way they spoke, the way they moved......it was......REPULSIVE....and their women.......if there was ever to be a sex associated with the word "whore", they would be it. I was doing the clan and my proud heritage a kind favor by erasing them."

"And father," piqued Blude," their meat, it was far too stale and bitter. Even the Tharggs, with all their insolence, had more full bodied flavour than the Quains."

"True...enough," nodded Volcore," I hope.....for the sake of us all....that the overabundance of Earth's cattle....will be flavourful. Gutara, my little one, sired from your mother's womb before she was lost to us.....I expect you have the grunts ready to make way....for our grand entrance?"

"Yes father," bowed the small football headed boy, " I've made some vast improvements to the fourmula that I think you'll find rather....tantilizing. I've taken blood, flesh, and muscle tissue from the strongest races that we've conquered and combined them into one single solitary body. Father, dear friends and family, I give you.....the Krakk."

Hurling a small doughy bloblet onto the deck of the ship, it soon mutated into a huge burly beast that shireked and moaned with a low bellow.

Volcore, with what little movement he could make, gleefully applauded his son. Eyeing the room, he saught to test his son's improvements. His eyes soon landed on the timid Mauda.

"Mauda......"

"Yes sire?"

"I..regret to...inform you that....your services...will no longer be....required.., KRAKK! FEEEEEEED!!!"

The huge beast slowly lumbered towards her, her lip quivered as she eyed the other two maidens who cowered behind the safety of the steel wall.

The beast pounced, engulfing her body in it's slimey consistancy. As the mass grew smaller, Muada's head emerged

"It was....," she choked," an honor to serve....you........"
 
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*Appologies for the severe lack of updates, I've been extremely busy with my new job. Anyway, here's the last half of Chapter One*

Meawhile, back on earth............

Musical Score: High- And One

"No!," Dr. Kintobor angrily shouted as he pounded his fists down upon the dusty table, "why isn't katsuryoku surger working?! This is BEYOND vital to the armor!!"

"Well you did adjust it to rival the ferocity of a Triceratops daddie........," Kara retorted, polishing off the last of her father's latte', "One would suspect it to be difficult to harness the power of a centuries old herbivore."

The doctor eyed his daughter's smugness with distain through his bleary, exhausted eyes.

"Can you do something other than have a go at your old man and do something worth while like HELP ME?!! We don't have much time left Kara, the Viyan Hoard will be here by dusk and I'd at least like to ATTEMPT to save the planet...."

With that said, coffee was brewed by the gallons and constant work was put in by the two

By dusk, the belt was finished

And with the Viyan Hoard slowly lurking into planetary existance, a partially competent user was needed.

Dr. Kintobor was panicking until he gazed out of the basment window and saw the nearby pizza shop

Sweat beaded down from his forehead as he adjusted his dusty glasses

"That.......delivery boy....."

Knocking his daughter straight to the ground, he made a run for the nearest door. He had to catch Rik before he left to make another delivery.

Out of breath, he collasped on the pavement, dragging his tired old body towards Rik's moped

"DADDIE!!!"

"He.....help me up......K......Kara...."

The two staggered towards the doorway, a bell softly "dinged"

"Hi there sir, would you........"

The doctor shunned Gianna's formalities

"Miss.....I have little time, I need your delivery boy. Where is he?"

Rik peered from out behind the wooden plank that kept the foundation aloft, Gianna's worried eyes motioned him towards her

"Boy, I need you to do something for me. Money is no object, you and this establishment will be paid rather handsomely."

Kara groaned, that was a lie if she ever heard one.

" What's the job," Gianna piped up,"....if I may be so bold as to ask?"

"Something so serve that I......dare say you'll have a hard time wrapping your head around it. Boy......"

Rik grabbed the doctor's frail hand tight and stared deeply into his eyes

"Don't call me boy old man," he growled," Just tell me what the **** you want so we can get this business venture over with."

Shivering from the shock, Dr. Kintobor handed Rik the belt

Clutching the object by the end of the belt loop, Rik eyed it over and snorted

"Put it around my waist?"

"Yes....yes....the waist...," The doctor uneasily nodded," n...n...now yo....you will experence a sli....slight case of euphoria aft...after the belt is...a.....activated."

Unsure of what to make of those words, he eyed the belt again

"What does this thing......do exactly?"

"H......have you heard of the...."Kamen Riders" before...mister......."

Kintobor glanced at Gianna to give him something to work with

"Vanheight."

"Mister Vanheight?"

Rik's expression suddenly changed from digust to awe

"Many moons ago, a sadistic organization brainwashed humans and turned them into cyborgs against their will. One Hongo Takashi however, was brave enough and bold enough to stand up and oppose them. As the centuries past, their proud legacy faded into nothing more than legends and mere children's tales. What you now hold in your hand so selfishly is what is left of it."

Rik remained motionless as the doctor continued

"Within the belt's core is the extracted essence of the wild, yet civil herbavore, the Triceratops. It's DNA has sat dormant in a fossil waiting for longer than I care to guess waiting to roam the lands of what we now call "home". There are people coming Mr. Vanheight, terrible, horrible, vile people that wish to see the good natured civilians of this planet to suffer and to become enslaved to their whims. That belt, along with you, have the power to stop it from happening. We don't have much time left before their warship finds a good bit of land to settle down in, so I suggest you make up your mind as to whether or not you value your life, the lives inside this establishment, and the lives of all the people you care for and those whom you have yet to meet."

"This...........is a lot to take in........"

"As I'm sure. They will play with their food long before they choose to pounce, one grunt will be sent down to test the might of the nearest person it sees and if the person in question isn't capable of defeating it, the planet will be doomed to extinction."

Biting his lip, Rik nodded and strapped on the belt

A burst of light exploded from his body

As the dust soon settled, a metallic shimmer radiated off of Rik's body, he had become one with the armor.

"XJR ARMOR MACH 3 ACTIVATOR MODULE R.A.T.A. ONLINE," A deep robotic voice from inside the belt bellowed," USER NOT KNOWN, PLEASE STATE NAME FOR VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE....."

"Ah uh ummmmmmmm, Rik, Rik Vanheight......."

"ACKNOWLEDGED.........HELLO RIK.....VAN.....HEIGHT..., I AM R.A.T.A, SHORT FOR....ROBOTIC....ACTIVATOR....TRAINING....APPARATUS, PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR.....AQUIANTANCE...~<3"

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, same here.....I'm sure....."

" I'll got over R.A.T.A with you latter Mr. Vanheight, but right now we need to get outside for Doomsday approacheth......"

END OF CHAPTER ONE, PLEASE TURN THE TAPE OVER TO BEGIN CHAPTER TWO

ED: City Of Dreams-Talking Heads
 
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I really liked the story its pretty amazing good concept too but whats up with using triceratops dna

Thanks a bunch I appreciate it, I honestly couldn't tell you why

I wanted the belt to have a main gimmick other than talking like robocop

Rik's boss is a Triceratops, the Licorice Piezano's logo has a triceratops, so why not give the suit the abilities of a Triceratops?

I also kind of "borrowed" the idea from Power Rangers Dino Thunder
 

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