Hold on, a choose-your-own-adventure in Paris with NO Emily? gasp This game just became way more interesting. Is there, by any chance, an option to... ahem, "accidentally" trip Emily into the Seine while "borrowing" one of her many designer handbags? Asking for a friend, obviously. Or maybe I can accidentally make her consume cyanide.
Look, I'm not saying I dislike Emily, exactly. But hey, a little in-game chaos never hurt anyone, right? Just imagine the fashion loot you could score! Besides, if the game lets me create my own love story in Paris, Emily's gotta go. No competition for this single pringle, thanks very much. Just sayin'.