Looking for funny (or not-so-funny) Tokusatsu Jokes/Puns

Wraithstrike said:

Have you seen my new solar powered gatling gun? I call it the Sun Vulcan.

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FINALLY! The thread actually a funny one now!

^ lol


Tokusatsu jokes? I have one: Decade.

Yeah, I went there.

*Clears off the dust* Hey! Look what I found! Just what I was looking for.

--What would you call Kamen Rider Gaim if he became a giant robot in outer space?
--L-Gaim!

--What do Space Sheriffs do when fuel prices are too high?
--They Sharivan.

--Anyone remember the Ken doll of Shin Kamen Rider that they made in Germany?
--It was a real Shin-Ken-Ger.

You know what they say at the end of every storybook?

DI-END

Q: What does Kamen Rider X say to people who annoy him?
A: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!

Q: If Mark Musashi was a judge on American Idle how would he describe your performance?
A: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Q: Why did Mark Musashi go to the toilet?
A: To take a... "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Q: What did Mark Musahi say when he attempted to do a Kamen Rider transformation but accidentally trod on a piece of dog poop?
A: "HEN.. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Q: How would Mark Musashi do a James Brown impression?
A: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel good!!! DA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!"

Nappa and Mark Musashi are watching Togger. Nappa asks "Mark, what does the scouter say about this TV show's quality level?!!"
Mark Musashi takes off his scouter, crushes it and screams "IT'S COMPLETE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OK I've ran out of ideas.

What do you call it when almost 100 Kaito clones henshin?
99 Luftbarons.

Pocket Monsters are staging a revolt outside the Zawame City gates, does anybody know why?
Yeah, they heard the bakery shop was named Charmant-er, and he never sees any of the profits.

Why don't they ever hire any Kamen Rider fans at McDonalds?
They keep asking customers if "they want Faiz with that".

Did you see that weird armored guy running around near the train station?
Yeah.
Who was that guy?
*shrugs* Den-o.
But you just told me you knew!
I know. Den-o.
Well, stop telling me you know if you dunno who it is!

--Did you know that Gentaro is actually a Canadian Jedi?
--He knows how to use the Fourze.

SamuraiEchidna said:

--Did you know that Gentaro is actually a Canadian Jedi?
--He knows how to use the Fourze.

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Elaboration: Use the Fourze, Anakin....

Yeah, it's bad.

toni2212 said:

Yeah, it's bad.

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No one ever said these were GOOD jokes. :sweat:

SamuraiEchidna said:

No one ever said these were GOOD jokes. :sweat:

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Well, it's hard to come up with a good puns or jokes regarding tokusatsu.
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.....What do you call Hino Eiji when he's sleeping while transformed? He became Kamen Rider OzzzzZZZ.:redface2: