"GET OFF OF MY CAR!"
"Huh? WHOA!"
Shachi struggled to regain his balance after being distracted by the shouting from behind him. He had, for some particularly good reason(or so he convinced himself) been attempting to balance himself with one hand on the hood of a car that happened to catch his eye for the past minute. Of course he had regrettably overlooked that this might just be frowned upon by the owner of said car, a fact that was quickly coming to his attention.
"I SAID GET THE HELL OFF OF MY CAR!"
The angry man swatted at Shachi's arm, upsetting his balance even further, which caused him to stumble, landing very hard with his behind on the hood of the car, leaving a rather noticeable dent. As if the hood had suddenly become hot, he rolled off of it just seconds later, coming to his feet, but rubbing his sore behind.
"Now that's just BS, you said "Get off of my car" not "Get the hell off of my car."
Unfortunately this valid point was completely lost on the man, who was getting angrier by the second, for reasons Shachi couldn't begin to figure out.
"What are you so angry for anyways?"
The man's eyes widen as he looked back and forth from his car to Shachi.
"What are you dense? You just put a massive ass shaped imprint on the hood of my car!"
Shachi could only look appalled.
"Excuse me? The hand-print, yes, I'll take credit for that one, but the dent is your own fault for smacking my arm and making me lose my balance!"
Sadly this no doubt flawless logic was lost upon the man, who began screaming that magic word that made Shachi vanish into thin air almost.
"POLICE!"
"OH SHI-"