Mikazuki
Banned
Ten years ago I could climb over most anything however ten years ago I was still a size 5/6. Today, I'm nearing 34-years of age and I'm most certainly not a size 5/6.
So here I was, in a tank top, no bra, my husband's black sweat pants (that is falling off my ass because it's too big) and locked out of my house.
Today is Tuesday and the twins go to school on Tuesdays. The bus just came for them and instead of going out the front door and through the gate I decided since we were in the family room it would be faster to go through the garage. The garage door closed behind us and the keys were on the inside lock.
I locked myself out. What's worse, is the phone I keep in the garage was upstairs on my desk. -_-
So, our front yard is fenced off and I lock the front gate to keep the twins in the yard. Well, make it more difficult for them to escape since those two can climb the three foot fence with ease. I, on the other hand, can't especially not barefoot. So I go all the way around to climb the corner part of the fence which meets the neighbor's yard since I can use the branches to pull myself up a bit to climb over the fence.
I get stuck. My flipping pants are caught on the pointy part of the chain link fence. My other neighbor comes out and asks me if I needed any help. I said, "no, I'm fine" and promptly fall forward. Thankfully I had a hold of the branch otherwise I could have snapped my ankle since that part of the yard has huge river stones.
So I quickly cross the front yard to be stopped by the other three foot high chain link fence that separates the front from the backyard. It too is locked and my GSD is going crazy because I'm outside. She won't let me climb the fence easily as she is hopping up and down ready for me to jump down and play with her. Finally after a few minutes of yelling at her to stop I hop down the three foot fence only to twist my ankle.
I'm finally in my backyard and see through the glass door my keys, hanging in the garage door. Little good that does me since I'm STILL locked out! ALL of the windows are locked - with poles across the top to keep the twins from climbing out. The only window NOT locked is the kitchen window and it's six feet up. Did I mention I don't have a ladder?
Luckily, I had placed the folding chairs outside on Sunday to wash so I pulled one over to the kitchen window, slid the window open and pulled myself up. LMAO - Did I mention my backyard faces a busy street and that the back fence is only three foot high and the yard slopes DOWN so it really doesn't feel like a three foot high fence?
Yea, so there I am pulling myself up through the kitchen window with my tank top and my pants that are practically falling off my ass. But at least I finally made it with few witnesses to my near nakedness at noon.
Needless to say, I need a shower and my shoes.
So here I was, in a tank top, no bra, my husband's black sweat pants (that is falling off my ass because it's too big) and locked out of my house.
Today is Tuesday and the twins go to school on Tuesdays. The bus just came for them and instead of going out the front door and through the gate I decided since we were in the family room it would be faster to go through the garage. The garage door closed behind us and the keys were on the inside lock.
I locked myself out. What's worse, is the phone I keep in the garage was upstairs on my desk. -_-
So, our front yard is fenced off and I lock the front gate to keep the twins in the yard. Well, make it more difficult for them to escape since those two can climb the three foot fence with ease. I, on the other hand, can't especially not barefoot. So I go all the way around to climb the corner part of the fence which meets the neighbor's yard since I can use the branches to pull myself up a bit to climb over the fence.
I get stuck. My flipping pants are caught on the pointy part of the chain link fence. My other neighbor comes out and asks me if I needed any help. I said, "no, I'm fine" and promptly fall forward. Thankfully I had a hold of the branch otherwise I could have snapped my ankle since that part of the yard has huge river stones.
So I quickly cross the front yard to be stopped by the other three foot high chain link fence that separates the front from the backyard. It too is locked and my GSD is going crazy because I'm outside. She won't let me climb the fence easily as she is hopping up and down ready for me to jump down and play with her. Finally after a few minutes of yelling at her to stop I hop down the three foot fence only to twist my ankle.
I'm finally in my backyard and see through the glass door my keys, hanging in the garage door. Little good that does me since I'm STILL locked out! ALL of the windows are locked - with poles across the top to keep the twins from climbing out. The only window NOT locked is the kitchen window and it's six feet up. Did I mention I don't have a ladder?
Luckily, I had placed the folding chairs outside on Sunday to wash so I pulled one over to the kitchen window, slid the window open and pulled myself up. LMAO - Did I mention my backyard faces a busy street and that the back fence is only three foot high and the yard slopes DOWN so it really doesn't feel like a three foot high fence?
Yea, so there I am pulling myself up through the kitchen window with my tank top and my pants that are practically falling off my ass. But at least I finally made it with few witnesses to my near nakedness at noon.
Needless to say, I need a shower and my shoes.
