Darkness Descends Again....

DynaMatt

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Another year, another great Megazord overlooked. I think it started back with Mystic Force. First the Centaurus Wolf King Megazord (Wolkaiser) was skipped over. Quite possibly one of the most pimp toys EVER. But I digress. If you know me, you know I've ranted over this one before. Next was Operation Overdrive. The Flashpoint Megazord is THE PRIMARY MEGAZORD of the Mercury Ranger. It can interlock with Zords from other sets and have oodles and oodles of replay value. The Bandai people must've lost sight of it, blinded by the clouds of potsmoke from their bongs. Now we have Jungle Fury. Saidaioh, or Rhino Steel Megazord, is quite possibly more ass-destroying than the first two put together. What will bandai produce? This.

http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery...rming+Megazords/Jungle+King+Megazord.jpg.html

What the hell is that thing anyway?! It looks like the Jungle Master Megazord raped the Isis Megazord and had a retard baby with the Dual Drive Megazord's head thrown in for fun! Then it tried to drown itself in buckets of blue and yellow paint! It's screaming "I am made from play-doh. Please kill me now."
Instead of releasing Saidaioh we are getting the Duplo Megazord. Yes I am calling it the Duplo Megazord. I am fully aware I am insane. This is all I have to say:
BANDAI! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Anyone else care to share their thoughts?
 
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This kinda stuff makes me wanna jump into a cryogenic freezing tube and stay frozen until time collapses in on itself and resets, then go back to Mighty Morphin' season one and start over. I'm so upset I could go to the Bandai building and shoot someone with a paintball gun! I mean anybody even the janitor! Of course afterwards I'd be hauled off to the nuthouse and would have to live with the fact that I humiliated every Power Rangers fan out there. Sorry guys I'm just really frustrated. WHY does Bandai keep DOING this?! Can someone with some sympathy and compassion PLEASE explain this to me.
 
I dont think the title of this thread fits it at all. Only because, once you open up the link, you are hit with rays of uber light, something that would destroy any darkness that would lay upon it. What the hell man? What the hell is this thing? It looks like some of the characters from Sesame Street fused into a megazord, and this was the end result.

What the hell!
 
^ listen very closely


it's for money

Well if it's for money than why the hell are they bringing us mutant bastard child Megazords instead of something freaking awesome?! This thing roams the land humping trees and howling at the moon hoping someone will walk by and kill it because something THAT gay wants to die!
They're not doing it for money. They're doing it for Micheal Jackson!
 
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