Alien video to be shown to the media tomorrow

Wait, what's everyone all freaked out about? If it's true, then we've got truth that there's extraterrestrial life... and they don't have much to do with their time except peep in dudes' windows. That doesn't seem so threatening. It's not like they're cramming anal probes in cattle or fourth graders or some such.

I'm also waiting to see if we've got any proof about what space aliens wear. For some reason people always envision them walking around buck nekkid and having no visible genitalia. Which would be super lame. What's the point of being an advanced intelligence if you've overlooked the crucial development of pockets?

I'd prefer if aliens were just really hot.
 
You know, if aliens do exist, next thing we'll have to worry about is if they choose to be hostile or friendly to us. If they're friendly and well advanded enough, we can possibly bring them into our lives like they were humans and maybe breed with them.
 
Well not me of course. That's silly lol. Maybe you or some one else can try it'd be interesting if it'll be attempted once we establish that other intelligent creatures other than humans and animals exist.
 

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