A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila

I heard about this show this morning on the bus. Some chick sits beside me & it's all
Her: "Like OMG!! Do you know Tila Tequila crap?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Well BOBBY WON!! OMG I THOUGHT DANI SHOULD HAVE ONE!! She was like the hottest girl I have ever seen, & I'm bi by the way, I like girls too & She was the hottest thing ever!!"
Me: "..Okay.."
Her: "Yeah my bf knows but I'd never cheat on him with a girl."
Me: "Um.... okay...."
Her: Goes on about it for a little more then suddenly, "Do you have any gum??!?"
Me: "No, but I have a cand cane, you want it?" *Doesn't like regular ones"
Her: "Yeah man!!"
Me: "here you go."
 
So I was wrong about Buddha winning I Love New York 2, and I was wrong about Dani winning this show. I must be off my game.

Though I was right about VJ winning America's Most Smartest Model.

Hey you watched Smartest Model too? You knew VJ was gonna win man. No way Andre was going to win it. VJ played the game too damn good. Andre couldnt even express appropriately how VJ was cheating (and VJ was a damn snake). But in the real world its not about who plays fair. It's who plays best. You do what it takes to stay on top in that field.

Well with all the writers on strike wtf are we supposed to watch? Its all reality shows that are new and interesting.
 
I heard about this show this morning on the bus. Some chick sits beside me & it's all
Her: "Like OMG!! Do you know Tila Tequila crap?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Well BOBBY WON!! OMG I THOUGHT DANI SHOULD HAVE ONE!! She was like the hottest girl I have ever seen, & I'm bi by the way, I like girls too & She was the hottest thing ever!!"
Me: "..Okay.."
Her: "Yeah my bf knows but I'd never cheat on him with a girl."
Me: "Um.... okay...."
Her: Goes on about it for a little more then suddenly, "Do you have any gum??!?"
Me: "No, but I have a cand cane, you want it?" *Doesn't like regular ones"
Her: "Yeah man!!"
Me: "here you go."

LOL
 
Neither do I. But Tila Tequila on the other hand, *wolf howling*. In the words of Johnny Bravo, "WHOOOOOOOOOOA MAMA!!!":buttrock: :buttrock:

I keep thinking of that clip that The Soup re-airs of her showing her butt up to that one guy's grandma.

And the camera cutting to Joel Mchale who quips, "Thats the least distasteful and skankiest thing we've seen on the show all year".
 
As seen online:

Good news for bachelors, bachelorettes and Tila Tequila fans: MTV has ordered up another season of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Starting this spring the network will air 10 more episodes of the popular and over-the-top lovefest, which puts a bisexual twist to the dating show formula. In the first season, Web star Tila Tequila searched for love among 16 straight men and 16 gay women. In the end she ended up with a guy — Bobby Banhart — but she’s back on the market now.

“I thought I had finally found someone that I was compatible with, but I guess I was wrong,” Tequila wrote of the recent split on her MySpace blog. “My hectic schedule was really hard on him and we both were getting frustrated, but at the same time … it’s too bad that things didn’t work out between us.” Too bad, indeed.

Tell us: Are you surprised Tila and Bobby didn’t last? Will you tune into the show’s second season? – Brian Orloff
 

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