Welcome back, Couch Commandos! You know the drill. We’re here to talk about the latest MCU joint: THE ETERNALS. Once again, I stand my ground while my co-hosts are less forgiving of this Marvel entry. Click on in and enjoy!
Marvel Studios revealed its release plans for the next three years today, and went beyond just the usual conference call or press release…they sent out a three-minute trailer, scored by the familiar opening theme, full of classic clips from movies past (including an audience reaction video) and narrated by a Stan Lee recording. The whole production is intended as one big, giant “WELCOME BACK TO THE THEATERS” sign. (You got the vaccine, right?)