Stranger Things is the one Netflix show you can feel safe in assuming will not be cancelled on a cliffhanger (unless Netflix themselves goes belly-up). Today the streaming giant released their first teaser for Season 3. We’ll just tell you right now, it contains no actual clips, so don’t go in expecting any.

Instead it reveals all the titles of the eight planned episodes. Season 2 was teased in a similar manner.

For the record, here are the eight titles:

  • Suzie, Do You Copy?
  • The Mall Rats
  • The Case Of The Missing Lifeguard
  • The Sauna Test
  • The Source
  • The Birthday
  • The Bite
  • The Battle Of Starcourt

Subject to change. Not all of the titles revealed in the original Season 2 teaser made it to the final product. Also, nobody named “Suzie” has been revealed yet.

If it’s a better glimpse at the plot you want, you’d be better off watching the trailer for the Stranger Things video game, which was revealed during the Game Awards last week. It’s rendered in an isometric 16-bit style, and it appears to depict Sheriff Hopper running around an infested Starcourt Mall, trying to fend off Demodogs….which is where we all knew the season was heading anyway, but it’s nice to have confirmation.

Netflix plans to premiere Stranger Things Season 3 sometime next summer.


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