Bueno
Banned
Never...EVER....trust freaky lookin' festival people...
Only noticing that my wallet was missing 15 minutes after leaving the restaurant was one of the shittiest feelings one could ever have. I rushed back to the restarurant only to find that it wasn't at the table where I forgot it at all. I asked the waitress who sat at the table in the past few minutes and she said that a bunch of delinquents sat there. Guess I could kiss my wallet goodbye...
Having your wallet stolen can be really shitty....especially in a foreign country. I had EVERYTHIN' in that wallet. My social insurance number, Canadian driver's license, birth certificate...everythin'. I went to the nearest Police box to report what happened...
"Excuse me officers, you wouldn't happen to have found a black wallet on the street anywhere have you?" I asked.
"Nope, where did you last leave it?"
"I forgot it in a restaurant and the waitress said that some "Yankii" guys might've taken it."
"Do you have any ID on you?"
"Of course not, it was all in my wallet..."
"What about your passport?"
"I left it in Osaka. Why would I carry around somethin' important as that?"
"Come with me please..."
And so I ended up in....
Dramatization
...Kochi City Precinct Jail.
Everythin' was eventually cleared up and they sent me on my way to Osaka, but there I was with no money. Luckily, Ryo's dad said that I could start work earlier, so I strapped on my coveralls and took my first experience of being part of the Japanese labor force.
Dramatization
Now, I knew that workin' in a sweat shop was gonna be hard, but I didn't think that it was gonna be THIS hard. My job was to take these huge ass rolls of leather and put them on palletes since the factory was gonna move out to the country in Himeji. So I didn't even START doing any of the real work. Nonetheless, here's some of the stuff that Ryo's dad said about my work:
"What the hell are you DOIN' Bueno...?"
"Bueno....what are you....forget it...."
"NO! Don't....argh....gimme that..."
"Why are you are such an idiot?"
"You're useless..."
Welcome to the Japanese labor force...
It felt shitty having to go to a job that you know you can't do, and that if you lose that job, you don't really have much of anythin' else. It got even more stressful when the factory moved out to Himeji cause I lived at the factory....until I finally got fired.
"Bueno, all you've been doing is cleaning the factory and even THAT is done slow...."
"I'm trying my best...I really am..."
"I don't believe that..."
"Please don't fire me...."
"I'm sorry Bueno, but I suggest that you find some other work that you'd be able to handle."
".........."
Kamen Rider: The ultimate anti-depressant
I was depressed (yet again) for about a week but at least I had the debut of Kamen Rider Kabuto to keep me from feelin' too blue.
"What the **** are you thinkin'? Stop being such a pussy. If there's a will, there's a way!"
And so, I finally came to a conclusion of what I should do. I called my friend Casey...
"Hey man, I finally decided what I'm gonna do. It's gonna be a big gamble, but if I'm gonna end it, it might as well be with a bang."
"So whatcha gonna do Bueno?"
"..................I'm goin' to Tokyo."
-End of part IV-