Okay, so maybe we’ll never get a White Chicks 2 — which, let’s be honest, is a tragedy in itself — but at least we now have White Rock: The Dwayne Johnson Edition. I mean, look at him! The man is practically unrecognizable. Pale skin, different facial structure, softer voice — if someone showed me a still from the trailer without context, I’d think it was a deepfake. It’s kind of wild how far they went with the transformation. I’m not mad about it, though. If this is what it takes for The Rock to finally escape the “invincible action hero” box he’s been stuck in for 20 years, then fine, give us the albino version. Just saying, this might be the closest thing to White Chicks energy we’ll get this decade — only this time, it’s dramatic and moody, and nobody’s dancing to Vanessa Carlton.