The "Action Castle" Incident at PAX East

At PAX East, one of the panels was a large group game called "Action Castle," essentially a verbal version of a classic text adventure game. One of the leaders of the panel decided to spring the game during the Gabe & Tycho QA session.

Here are the results:
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