The fact that it says "Livejournal" means I will never read it, because I just know that each post will be like this:
Post: My house is still gone
Current Mood: Angst!
Currently Listening to: Some stupid-ass goth band
You can call this joke in bad taste if you want, I don't care, it was SO worth it
In case you can't tell, I despise online journals. They're a haven for complete nonsense