Gamestop customer reviews..really?

[DekaThunder Rider]

I`ve discovered that if you want a good yuk-laugh, always go to Gamestop and read its customer reviews/previews.

Don`t get me wrong..there are some very good, well-writen reviews that can help in deciding whether or not to get a game, but nine times out of ten you get something like this..

BOOM BLOX
"DUDDDEE, this game suckzz.All U dop is throwww blocccks at other blks.I wouldnt by this evn if its wz fgree.dey shold have madddee this gayme lke Grand Thft Audo that woold bee morre fnnn.DON`T BY THZ GAME!!!!!!1!!!!"

You might have noticed that I wrote that example just like an actual review at this site..

Then there`s the reviews that don`t even match the game the person is reviewing.Another example

APE ESCAPE
"This is the greatest fighting game ever!Buy it!

Then there`s reviews from people who have obviously never played the game they`re reviewing.

ONE PIECE GRAND BATTLE
"I haven`t played this game but it`s fun and you should buy it"

Then there are gems like this one(this one I did not make up)..a guy goes on about how the PS2 is the greatest console ever, but then goes on to say that he plays his X-Box more.Where did he decide to disperse these words of wisdom?

On the page for a GAME BOY ADVANCE game.Seriously

But the best are the previews where someone rants about how bad a game is going to be and how they would never buy it.Yet they took the time to look the game up, so obviously they are interested in it.

So,has anyone know of some great customer reviews and previews that they`ve seen on Gamestop?

 

[Black Ranger RX]

BOOM BLOX
"DUDDDEE, this game suckzz.

Who's DUDDDEE? Is it pronounced "Dudd Dee"? And how do games suckzz?

All U dop is..

How do you "Dop" something?

throwww blocccks at other blks.

What are blocccks and blks? Wait, is blks short for bollocks?

blksI wouldnt by this evn if its wz fgree.

Who's bllksI and what does fgree mean? Are you trying to say this game is For Gay people? Lame!!

dey shold have madddee this gayme lke Grand Thft Audo that woold bee morre fnnn.

Who's Maddee? Is she your girlfriend?

What's a gayme? Is that a cross between a gay person and a video game? Wait, can video games be gay? Or is gayme short for "Gay Me". Wait, first you say you have a girlfriend called Maddee, then you say that you're gay? Or are you Bisexual?

You mean Grand Theft Auto right? Unless there is a game similar to Boom Blox called "Grand Thft Audo", you can't say that because that is just fanboyism.

DON`T BY THZ GAME!!!!!!1!!!!"

Don't worry, I won't buy THZ GAME. I don't even know what a "THZ GAME" is. I might but Boom Blox though if I'm interested enough...

 

[Dark Kabuto]

Just ignore them. I'm positive that half of those comments are just trolls anyways...it's a waste of time trying to argue with them.

 

[DoGu]

Lol, this is off topic, but I wasn't paying attention to the names, and I thought DekaThunder Rider was answering his own questions.