Space Sheriff Gavan
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First off we have "The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge"
Ooookay. This sounds a lot like what Disney does when they make sequels to their movies, and they end up being direct-to-DVD.
Apparently, Oogie Boogie is back (Despite the fact that, in the movie, the main bug that controlled the others was crushed by Santa), and has kidnapped Sally, Jack's girlfriend/wife? (Yes folks, Jack is dating, what is essentially a Real Doll ) Now Jack has a sword, or maybe two swords, and they glow a ghostly green!
I loved the movie, but is this necessary?
Hmm, actually this looks pretty cool. **** it, I'm buying it
Next we have "Bratz Rock Angelz", ignoring that annoying spelling quirk, Bratz is probably the most evil idea concocted. It's a doll line that ENCOURAGES young girls to dress like whores! What could this tripe possibly be made into a game about?
To get the "dreamy" rock star to be your boyfriend? Well I have news for you " Glitter-**** Amber", beneath that rugged, yet pretty smile, that dream man you fawn over harbors a disgruntled disposition to hitting women, and a nasty coke habit. But you won't leave him, will you? Because your "girl power!" can change him? By the way, you might want to use some eyeshadow on the left eye to cover the fact he popped you in the right e--- no wait, nevermind, he evened it out for you.
CHRIST, even She-Ra was a better role model for young girls! No wait, even Sailor Moon was! Sure, it encouraged being ditzy, but also not to take **** from people...especially not negaverse demons.
"Shadow the Hedgehog" is next. From what I've heard, Shadow uses some sort of a gun...Yes, the ultimate life form needs a gun. And if this is true, then shooting is about accuracy, meaning Speed won't be as much involved in the game, and therefore, ruins the whole "Sonic game" feeling.
There are two animaniacs games coming out...ANIMANIACS?! Their show was cancelled YEARS ago, wasn't it? Why are they suddenly getting games now!
"Seaworld: Shamu's BIG Adventure", kids, Shamu's big adventure is jumping through hoops in the river Styx, because he's dead! He's been dead!.Look, just how much of a "big adventure" can you have at Seaworld? And that's just if your human. If you're a big killer whale, that limits the possibility even further.
"The Incredibles 2:Rise of the Underminer" At first, I was excited, thinking that the Incredibles would have a sequel film, but no, it's just a sequel game. Well, the first game was fun, so if this one follows the same formula, it's worth AT LEAST renting.
" We Love Katamari" The sequel to Katamari Damacy. The game was fun, but it was so unbelievably random, I could have swore I was not really concious at the time. I'm not sure what this game will be like,but most likely an upgrade of the 1st.
"Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix"-......................... Whoever at Nintendo is responsible for the needs to be shot in the frickin' face... NOW. One of the last mental images I wanted in my head was that of a fat italian plumber dancing and shaking his ass in his blue overalls.
"Jaws Unleashed!" - Unless you get to play the shark, and all you do in the game is eat people without the shark hunters killing you, there is no way this game will be fun. Here's why, because the alternative is you play the shark hunters...sitting on a boat...waiting to see said shark. It's like a bass fishing game!
"Power Rangers Mystic Force" for GBA:
Kidding! Man, I really had you goin' for a second there, didn't I?
One more
"50 Cent: Bulletproof" - I'm assuming it's an action game about the rapper.Hmm " Hey! 50 CENT! * click. Blam! Blam! Blam!*....*Thud* So much for bulletproof"
But seriously, why do they feel the need to make a game like this? I don't really see how it's a "marketable" thing
Ooookay. This sounds a lot like what Disney does when they make sequels to their movies, and they end up being direct-to-DVD.
Apparently, Oogie Boogie is back (Despite the fact that, in the movie, the main bug that controlled the others was crushed by Santa), and has kidnapped Sally, Jack's girlfriend/wife? (Yes folks, Jack is dating, what is essentially a Real Doll ) Now Jack has a sword, or maybe two swords, and they glow a ghostly green!
I loved the movie, but is this necessary?
Hmm, actually this looks pretty cool. **** it, I'm buying it
Next we have "Bratz Rock Angelz", ignoring that annoying spelling quirk, Bratz is probably the most evil idea concocted. It's a doll line that ENCOURAGES young girls to dress like whores! What could this tripe possibly be made into a game about?
To get the "dreamy" rock star to be your boyfriend? Well I have news for you " Glitter-**** Amber", beneath that rugged, yet pretty smile, that dream man you fawn over harbors a disgruntled disposition to hitting women, and a nasty coke habit. But you won't leave him, will you? Because your "girl power!" can change him? By the way, you might want to use some eyeshadow on the left eye to cover the fact he popped you in the right e--- no wait, nevermind, he evened it out for you.
CHRIST, even She-Ra was a better role model for young girls! No wait, even Sailor Moon was! Sure, it encouraged being ditzy, but also not to take **** from people...especially not negaverse demons.
"Shadow the Hedgehog" is next. From what I've heard, Shadow uses some sort of a gun...Yes, the ultimate life form needs a gun. And if this is true, then shooting is about accuracy, meaning Speed won't be as much involved in the game, and therefore, ruins the whole "Sonic game" feeling.
There are two animaniacs games coming out...ANIMANIACS?! Their show was cancelled YEARS ago, wasn't it? Why are they suddenly getting games now!
"Seaworld: Shamu's BIG Adventure", kids, Shamu's big adventure is jumping through hoops in the river Styx, because he's dead! He's been dead!.Look, just how much of a "big adventure" can you have at Seaworld? And that's just if your human. If you're a big killer whale, that limits the possibility even further.
"The Incredibles 2:Rise of the Underminer" At first, I was excited, thinking that the Incredibles would have a sequel film, but no, it's just a sequel game. Well, the first game was fun, so if this one follows the same formula, it's worth AT LEAST renting.
" We Love Katamari" The sequel to Katamari Damacy. The game was fun, but it was so unbelievably random, I could have swore I was not really concious at the time. I'm not sure what this game will be like,but most likely an upgrade of the 1st.
"Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix"-......................... Whoever at Nintendo is responsible for the needs to be shot in the frickin' face... NOW. One of the last mental images I wanted in my head was that of a fat italian plumber dancing and shaking his ass in his blue overalls.
"Jaws Unleashed!" - Unless you get to play the shark, and all you do in the game is eat people without the shark hunters killing you, there is no way this game will be fun. Here's why, because the alternative is you play the shark hunters...sitting on a boat...waiting to see said shark. It's like a bass fishing game!
"Power Rangers Mystic Force" for GBA:
Kidding! Man, I really had you goin' for a second there, didn't I?
One more
"50 Cent: Bulletproof" - I'm assuming it's an action game about the rapper.Hmm " Hey! 50 CENT! * click. Blam! Blam! Blam!*....*Thud* So much for bulletproof"
But seriously, why do they feel the need to make a game like this? I don't really see how it's a "marketable" thing
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