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    TOMAK, A Game Where You Raise Someone's Head In A Flowerpot, Is Free This Week Only

    I never thought I’d see a game like this. Taking care of a head in a flowerpot sounds completely insane at first, but the way they describe building an emotional bond with Evian actually makes me kind of curious. I like games where your choices matter and affect the outcome, so the idea that you...
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    Selena Corey: The Zombie Who Became an Internet Superstar by Moaning

    Selena Corey cosplay is popping up everywhere lately. The girl in the white outfit did the singing pose really well. In the game she walks around the lounge area moaning her song and you do not know if you should fight or watch. Her old life as a singer shows through. People are even making...
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    Blue Mary Returns to Fatal Fury: City of Wolves on March 26, 2026

    I’m not even mad about the shorter haircut. It suits her. Makes her look more like the tough private eye she’s supposed to be. Trailer showed off some new moves I think? Or at least better versions of the old ones. Sambo is still king for close range punish. Terry getting bodied again never gets...
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    Sandiwara: Michelle Yeoh is everything all at once again?

    I cant take her seriously when she wears Pink wig
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    The Bluff ~ Feature Film To Be Released February 25, 2026

    Priyanka is so hot
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    Matt Fraction And Chip Zdarsky’s ‘Sex Criminals’ To Become Prime Video Series

    Okay, straight up, I’m here for the sex scenes. The whole time-stop-during-orgasm thing is genius and I’ve always wondered how they’d film it. Kumail Nanjiani getting to do this kind of role? Yes please. He’s funny, he’s hot, and he’s got the range. Emily V. Gordon producing too means it won’t...
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    Smosh Hospital Opens Its Doors Tonight

    I’m curious how they’ll manage a full hospital scenario without a script. Smosh has always thrived in chaos, so I’m expecting ridiculous situations, fast-paced jokes, and some truly strange medical “procedures.”
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    One Piece Season 2 Is On The Horizon

    Not gonna lie, I was worried season two would take too long or feel disconnected. Seeing March 2026 makes it feel real. The Grand Line is my favorite part of early One Piece, so this matters to me. Mr 3 being included tells me they are not skipping smaller arcs, which is a good sign. I also like...
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    Resident Evil 9 Deluxe Edition Pre-Order Bonuses Revealed: Lady Dimitrescu Costume for Grace

    I already have a pretty good idea of what Grace’s costumes will be in the game. Her default is obvious: the red jacket with the white t-shirt underneath and her pants. I’m pretty sure the jacket will be removable, which will be her “default” look. The second one is probably the outfit from the...
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    Jake Paul vs. Gervonta Davis: The Netflix Boxing Spectacle We Didn’t Ask For

    Jake Paul’s rise in boxing feels like a fever dream. He’s good at promoting himself, but his record is questionable—he hasn’t fought anyone who’s a real contender until now. Gervonta Davis is on a whole different level, and I think this fight is going to show that. The size difference is insane...
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    Elena returns, and She’s Ready to Ruin Your Day with positivity in Street Fighter 6

    You are all crying about healing again? Good. I cannot wait to spam Healing all day and watch you break your controllers. Capcom blessed us Elena mains once again. Now I can ruin your perfect matches with flowers and a big smile. You thought you were safe? Never. I will land that Level 2 Super...
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    Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves—And He's Beating Up People With a Ball!

    Alright, if Ronaldo can make it into Fatal Fury, then I demand Martha Stewart in Mortal Kombat. Give her a fatality where she bakes her opponent into a pie or decorates their severed head with elegant floral arrangements. At this point, nothing is off-limits. Fighting games have officially...
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    Disney Gives Some Asian Countries Their Own Snow White

    This movie would have been more successful if Rachel Zegler had just stayed quiet and avoided interviews. Her comments about the original Snow White being “weird” and outdated did nothing but alienate longtime Disney fans. It’s one thing to modernize a classic, but it’s another to dismiss the...
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    Temptation Island founds new home in Netflix

    Man, I remember watching this back in the early 2000s, when reality TV was still kind of new and Temptation Island felt like the most scandalous thing on TV. Back then, social media didn’t exist, so people weren’t playing for ‘followers’—they were just making bad decisions in real time. There...
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    The Little Mermaid: No you dont want her to be part of your world

    A dark and creepy Little Mermaid?! Sign me up! I loved the Disney version when I was little, but it sounds like this one will be way more intense. A siren mermaid who eats sailors? That's so messed up, but in a totally awesome way. Plus, a red-haired mermaid like the original? Sold.
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