PowerWash Simulator is a surprise PC hit from last year where you’re a person in a full-body suit shooting a hose of pressurized water at dirty targets. Your simple yet addictive goal is to clean everything you see that is dirty. Now it’s coming to consoles, and to commemorate the occasion, the development team has cooked up your biggest challenge yet: Lara Croft‘s mansion.
For some reason the Tomb Raider heroine’s home is covered top to bottom in filth. She’s busy chasing treasure around the world and has no time to deal with this, so she’s hired the PowerWash team. You’ll be washing the entire manor clean, top to bottom, inside and out. This includes things like a giant dinosaur statue (guess both she and Batman own one) and valuables she’s picked up from her adventures. Note: cleaning ancient artifacts with a high-velocity pressure hose is not recommended.
The underlying question is: how did Croft Manor get so dirty in the first place? Given who we’re talking about, it could be anything. It could be from a mud-spitting monster from a cavern deep below the Earth. The “dirt” could actually be a dangerous fast-growing mold from another dimension that came to our planet via a portal Lara opened accidentally. Or, like every commenter on the Internet is saying, and will probably say again below this article, it’s because she locked her butler in the freezer, har har.
This special pack will be free on PS4 and PS5. PowerWash Simulator launches for those consoles on January 31.
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