You know how it goes. Wild Eye Releasing was so excited that they could, they didn’t stop to think about whether or not they even should. But now it’s too late….The Velocipastor is out there, and cannot be stopped! Pray for your children….oh no, wait! God’s on HIS side!
No worries though…..unless you’re a ninja, the Velocipastor’s beef isn’t with you. After suffering a tragedy, the unnamed (as of yet — but “Velocipastor” should do fine) pastor travels to China on a spiritual journey to seek new meaning. In a sense, he finds it. He gains the ancient ability to transform into a velociraptor and devotes his new life to eliminating evil, one swipe and chomp at a time.
The Velocipastor stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro and Aurelio Voltaire. It was written and directed by Brendan Steere.
The Velocipastor is not only viewable on DVD, but just about every digital platform in existence: iTunes, Comcast, Spectrum, Dish, Vudu, Amazon, Fandango, Sling and far more. Just look at all these logos!
After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.
Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro star with Aurelio Voltaire in the Wild Eye Releasing title.