“The Serpent” could be the next “The Room”
The Serpent is an action film not to be confused with the Netflix show of the same name.
Russian Supermodel Gia Skova was seen in the pages of magazines like Teen Vogue and FHM but she wanted more. She had walked runaways and endorsed brands like L’Oreal and Red Bull. Now she wanted to be the next Angelina Jolie and kick-ass on her very own action movie. She plays the role of Lucinda Kavsky, she is the CIA’s greatest asset but someone betrayed her and set her up for a crime she never did. She will have no other but to kill or be killed because she is now Wanted by the law. The Plot reminds me a bit of a certain Angelina Jolie film about a Russian Spy.
Kavsky is such a great agent that she can beat an army of highly trained soldiers. In this action Flick, Skova is not Afraid to compete against Blackwidow which is also about a Russian Spy. Gia Skova not only stars in this movie but she also produced, directed, and written it. The Fight choreography is very lousy because she is not Athletic enough to follow a fight choreography. Her lack of upper body strength shows a lot during the fight scenes.
The dialogues of this film are very meme-worthy because the lines remind me a lot of ‘The Room”. The conversations sounded like they were written by Google translate. This film will be very successful if it is marketed as a comedy because of the parody vibes it has going on. I had seen porn with better acting than this movie but the bad acting is part of its charm. If Barry Burton can write a movie, it will most likely look like this one. I can see a potential cult following for this action flick. Gia Skova and Tommy Wiseau should collaborate and make a movie together.