Do Not Watch Veronica Mars Season Four
Speaking as both a writer and a consumer of web articles, I hate the kind of piece that’s arrogant enough to headline itself with a command: who do you think you are, Mr. Internet, my mom? Understand that I would never use the device myself unless I absolutely had to. And in this case, there’s really no getting around it: the information is too urgent not to warrant anything less than a direct statement. You don’t want to watch this new season of Veronica Mars, even if you think you do. You can ignore me, and do it anyway, but as that warbling voice said off-camera during the classic Looney Tunes short The Ducksters, “You’ll be sooooooo-reeeeeeeeeeee.” Any hype or enthusiasm you have for seeing Veronica again will be smashed into the ground by the finale episode. After you see how this season ends, you will feel like absolute garbage, and you will wish you’d heeded my warning. You’ll be a much happier person without it. I debated whether or