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Because It Had To Happen: Ouija Shark 2

Because It Had To Happen: Ouija Shark 2

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In 2020 Wild Eye Releasing brought us something called Ouija Shark. The plot: a crude-looking Ouija board washes up on the beach, a group of teenagers uses it, and they wind up summoning a ghost shark that swims around the air, attacking random people. This newspost is about the imminent sequel, not the original, but you REALLY need to see this trailer again if you don’t remember it. It’s quite something: Life-changing, right? Be prepared to get blown away twice. The Ouija Shark is coming back in a sequel where the only one who can stop it is a sorcerer with a history of fighting it. Where was he in the first movie? Who knows, and who cares? The point is that to slay the shark once and for all (unless there’s a Ouija Shark 3), the sorcerer must lure it into a “multiverse hellscape.” Like Space Jam 2? No trailer has been released for Ouija Shark 2, but we do have the still up above that suggests it will

Ouija Shark Approaches Our Shores This May

Ouija Shark Approaches Our Shores This May

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For instant B-movie attention, just take a random word and add “shark” to the end. Wild Eye Pictures is bringing Ouija Shark to DVD and VOD platforms this spring. The title brings to mind a bunch of girls huddled around a Ouija during a slumber party when suddenly a “dun dun dun” theme starts playing and one of them says “do you hear something?” That actually isn’t far off from what we’re really getting. The Jaws connection is even directly implied through the poster tagline: “Gonna Need A Bigger Board.” A crude-looking Ouija board washes up on the beach, a group of teenagers uses it, and they wind up summoning a ghost shark that swims around the air, attacking random people. The shark looks great, and by “great” we mean they used a crude puppet that couldn’t scare a dog. None of this is serious horror, but…that’s the point, as it is with most DVD movies with “shark” on the end. What danger does a ghost shark really present, though?