Literal Barbenheimer Movie Now In Production
Barbenheimer was the kind of rare phenomenon that’s impossible to duplicate, not that it will stop anyone from trying. As usual, Hollywood learns the wrong lessons, ignoring the obvious (“people want more Greta Gerwig movies”) and focusing on the superficial (“people want more toy movies”). You can’t force a meme either, so any sincere attempt at combining the promotion for two movies in the future will also fail. But then there’s Full Moon Features, the schlock kings behind the Puppet Master series. They know a thing or two about dolls….and bombs. So they looked at the Variety headlines and said “if the word Barbenheimer is on everybody’s lips, let’s just literally make a movie called that.” At least they did their homework. The description of the actual Barbenheimer movie sounds exactly like the plots of both films stitched together: “Deep within Dollsville, a group of fed-up female dolls – led by the brilliant Dr. Barbenheimer – build an atomic bomb. Their mission? To bring down the patriarchy once and for
