The great, late comedian George Carlin had a line in his act where he would rail against “save the whales” environmentalists by pointing out that 90 percent of species that ever lived are extinct. “We didn’t kill them all,” he would say in a mocking voice, and it’d get a big laugh.
Scientists have solved the mystery of why so many animals died off during and right after the last ice age. And I have to say, it’s not looking very good for you, kid, I think we’re going to take a trip downtown. I’ve gotta go, too, of course, because the perp turns out to be the whole damn human race.
And yes, it features the same Michael Myers as in the original John Carpenter Halloween series. For my feelings on the original Call of Duty: Ghosts, I wrote a review on one of Bilateral Warp’s sister sites.