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Asylum To Take On Cocaine Bear With Meth Gator

Asylum To Take On Cocaine Bear With Meth Gator

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Cocaine Bear did okay for itself in its opening weekend, earning $23 million and a second place debut behind Quantumania, but it’s unlikely to rise beyond that. When a film bases its hopes for success entirely on its meme potential, the results aren’t usually Avatar-level. That, however, is not going to stop the infamous Asylum Pictures from trying to find their own drug-hopped animal to exploit. I would imagine they’re jealous they didn’t come up with the bear idea first. An alligator on meth is close enough. Asylum announced “Attack Of The Meth Gator” this week for a summer release. Like Cocaine Bear, this bases its premise on something that happened in the real world, though in this case not so much: Florida police sent out a bulletin a few years ago politely asking those in possession of meth to please NOT flush it down the toilet when they paid a visit, or else risk creating “meth gators” in the sewers. That’s a thing? It hasn’t been so far, but

Fast And Fierce: Death Race Is Out Today — Here’s A Clip

Fast And Fierce: Death Race Is Out Today — Here’s A Clip

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Asylum Pictures has provided us with a special clip from their underground street racing picture, Fast And Fierce: Death Race. The movie comes out today! Any resemblance to a more “furious” kind of racing movie is not all that coincidental. Fast And Fierce: Death Race is the story of Jack Tyson, a man who really had no plans to compete in any illegal racing competitions this week. That changed when a woman suddenly hopped into his car and told him to floor it. She’s on the run from her abusive boyfriend who also happens to be the founder of the street racing tournament, AND a powerful gangster. And now Jack’s got his woman, making him a target. He just entered the race whether he likes it or not! There is hope…she happens to have on her person a USB drive containing incriminating evidence against her thuggish ex. In the right hands, it could shut down his entire operation and send him to prison. But they have to outrun everybody else

Fast And Fierce: Death Race Rolls Out May 19

Fast And Fierce: Death Race Rolls Out May 19

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Our old friends at Asylum Pictures, makers of fine direct-to-video knockoffs for many years, are about to bring forth their latest: an underground street racing picture that resembles the Fast and Furious franchise in many ways, right down to the poster… Fast And Fierce: Death Race stars Michael DeVorzon as Jack Tyson, a man who really had no plans to compete in any illegal racing competitions today. That changed when a woman suddenly hopped into his car and told him to floor it. She’s on the run from her abusive boyfriend who also happens to be the founder of the street racing tournament, AND a powerful gangster. And now Jack’s got his woman, making him a target. He just entered the race whether he likes it or not! There is hope…she happens to have on her person a USB drive containing incriminating evidence against her thuggish ex. In the right hands, it could shut down his entire operation and send him to prison. But they have to outrun everybody else

The 6th Friend To Get Theatrical Screening

The 6th Friend To Get Theatrical Screening

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Asylum has announced their upcoming thriller, The 6th Friend, will have a limited screening run at specialized locations across the country January 11. Films from Asylum Pictures don’t typically get theatrical runs, supposedly due to the fact that their flawless brilliance and highly realistic special effects would make all other studio productions look inferior. But this one is getting a turn on the big screen, and you can catch it at these locations: LOS ANGELES — Downtown Independent KANSAS CITY — Screenland Armour ATLANTA — Aurora Cineplex MINNEAPOLIS — Trylon Cinema CLEVELAND — Hickory Ridge CHICAGO — Emagine Frankfort Theatre DETROIT — Emagine Canton Theatre SEATTLE — Galaxy Monroe 12 SACRAMENTO – Galaxy Riverbank Luxury+ AUSTIN — Galaxy Highland 10 Jamie Bernadette, who fans of campy entertainment already know from her turn on NBC’s Midnight Texas, produced and scripted the film she stars in. “Having co-written the screenplay, I’ve lived with the 6th Friend – figuratively speaking – for a long time. I guess you’d say it’s my wonderfully wicked