High Octane Pictures will soon be releasing the next Oscar winner, Jurassic Thunder, onto DVD and digital.

They say if World War III is fought with nuclear weapons, World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Knowing this, the American army has instead decided to fight the next World War with…dinosaurs.

But just just any dinosaurs….DINOSAURS IN F-14s!!! Actually never mind, Watterson would sue. We’ll have to settle for sticking mounted machine guns and cameras on their heads. When they approach the enemy, we fire….and, presumably, we win.

There’s only one problem….did we ever train these dinosaurs? Evidently not. They have a mind of their own, and they stomp off to do whatever they prefer to do, which is to eat people and terrorize humanity. We got rid of the enemy, but now we have an even worse problem. Whose idea was this anyway? ….Well, Trump’s in the trailer (not literally).

Jurassic Thunder stars Heath C. Heine, Rick Haak, and Jon Cotton, and was directed by Milko Davis and Thomas Martwick. It’ll be showing up on DVD and digital platforms March 10.

When a covert desert base is forced to divert World War III against a formidable adversary, a group of commandos and weaponized dinosaurs are hired to get the job done. Heath C. Heine, Rick Haak, Jon Cotton star in a film by Milko Davis and Thomas Martwick.
From the director of Tsunambee comes The Jurassic Dead, Available on DVD and Digital March 10, 2020 from High Octane Pictures.

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