Heller Cologne: The man your woman wants you to smell like
In collaboration with the release of Prototype 2 in 2012, Activision will be releasing ‘Heller Cologne’.
In an official statement Bobby Kotick said, “It was either this, or charging online fees in Call of Duty”. According to several reputable sites, this is more than a cheap cologne. Hit the break to view the testimonials.
IGN: “This will transform the way you see men’s fragrance”.
Joystiq: “It gives you the power to meet those everyday challenges”.
Kotaku: “It gave the staff tentacles!”
We can’t wait to test this out ourselves. Stay tuned for a full written review. The announcement poster can be viewed below.
EagleBurn
April 2, 2011 @ 7:53 am
Before this cologne, I used to get no chicks. I was just a lonely guy that has never even talked to a girl without sweating. But now, girls can’t get off of me! Because of Heller Cologne, I’m busy every night with the hottest chicks in the club! Get Heller Cologne! It will change your life!