Peter Paltridge

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Delays for video games are so common that when we heard the date had been changed for the release of Xenoblade Chronicles 3, we figured that meant it’d be coming out much later than its originally announced September date. Imagine our shock to hear it’s actually been moved UP, to July. That’s a thing that can happen?
Not only that, we got a fresh trailer that reveals some new gameplay mechanics. Turns out in Xenoblade Chronicles 3, you’ll have the ability to control six characters at once…and not only that, but be able to merge two of them together into a giant called an Ouroboros. They tried their best not to make this sexual in any way, but that won’t stop the immature masses from snickering at lines like “How are you inside me?”

XC3’s plot follows Noah and Mio, two members of rival nations who decide to team up to find the source of the conflict tearing their world apart. The countries don’t like them working together and both declare them wanted criminals, forcing...

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