DRM Steve Jobs has said that Apple is against
DRM, but this is complete and total bullshit because everyone who isn't
retarted knows that DRM will help Apple sell millions of iPods, even though in the future they will only be associated with homosexuals (they already are,
amirite?). If you haven't put this together yourself then allow me to do it for
you. DRM means that once a
consumer purchases music off iTunes he (we omit the
she because women are supposed to be in the kitchen makin' dinner while the men are out fucking with
hot chicks who are totally
asking for it) will only be able to listen to that music on his iPod and in iTunes.
OH ****, MY IPOD BROKE - Ha. Good luck with that. Guess what? You fucked yourself. That's right. That
Dragonforce that you purchased on iTunes only works on iTunes. The latest iPod looks gay so you decide you want a
Zune. After pluggin' it in you try to put the music you purchased on iTunes onto the Zune. You get so angry you have sex with a couple of the
goats that you keep in your mom's basement, punch out your parole officer and cut your dick off in a morphine-induced high. As a result of the protection you have to
buy another iPod to listen to your
9,000 dollars worth of music. Apple argues that it doesn't sell DRM-free music because of the record companies. However, this is a lie because all the same music can be bought without DRM on Amazon MP3.
THUS: APPLE MAKES MONEY OFF YOUR STUPIDITY.