Good day, dear Couch Commandos. It's DJ here, and I must say, this was quite the thrill. We had the pleasure of comparing and contrasting the live-action Super Mario Bros movies, old versus new. As for my verdict? Well, I have to side with the modern masterpiece that is Illumination's rendition of the beloved game. It's simply exquisite. The 1993 movie definitely had its charms, but come on, there's no denying the powerhouse that Illumination brings to the table. What do you say, my fellow cinephiles?