Shaq Officially Retires

[Vitor]

SAUCE

After 19 years of ballin', the big man offically retires

So long Shaq, glad you finaly got some time to play your video game now :laugh:

 

[Kivat]

The Diesel! Aww, it was fun. I'm going to miss his dancing at All Star games and little shenanigans.

:buttrock::buttrock::buttrock:

 

[Dark Heart]

Ohhhhhhhh OK Shaq....Whew, for a second there I though Shag was retiring.

 

[Vitor]

Ohhhhhhhh OK Shaq....Whew, for a second there I though Shag was retiring.

You kiddin'?

Carpeting never goes out of style

 

[Dark Heart]

You kiddin'?

Carpeting never goes out of style

Wrong SHAG.

 

[KAGEKI]

You mean retiring from basketball? Because I don't think I want to see him in another movie.

 

[zodaex]

So there's no possibility of a Shaq Fu 2 now? Son of a

 

[chronoxiong]

So there's no possibility of a Shaq Fu 2 now? Son of a

Or Kazaam 2 since Hollywood likes to do sequels. Or even a sequel to Steel. Oh my lord!

He should've retired a long time ago. After his year with Phoenix to be exact. Shouldn't have taken this long but you can kinda tell he was hoping to win another ring with the right team. He is one of the best Centers of all-time though. He was unstoppable during his prime years. It was just his free-throws that was weakness. I wished he missed a lot more of those against the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 WCF.

 

[Lustful Butchery]

:meh:

 

[KingRanger]

So there's no possibility of a Shaq Fu 2 now? Son of a

DAMN IT... I was ready to come in and make a Shaq Fu Joke and you beat me to it... :shakefist

 

[Vitor]

DAMN IT... I was ready to come in and make a Shaq Fu Joke and you beat me to it... :shakefist

I already beat both of you to it

Or Kazaam 2 since Hollywood likes to do sequels. Or even a sequel to Steel. Oh my lord!

*shudders*

 

[Forever Knight]

Bret Farve vol 2.

 

[Punk]

Bret Farve vol 2.

Lol

Nah, Shaq has gotten hurt in 5 minutes of playing ball a few months ago after coming off a long injury. So he's done.

 

[big_j_ny]

Thank You, Big Diesel :thumbs:

 

[Demi-Fiend]

Shaq did other things worthy of making fun of besides Shaq fu.

There's Shazam, and Steel too. :sayin:

 

[MMPR]

He had a great career. But you fucked up by jumping teams at the end...still, I will miss your sense of humor, the NBA will never be the same

 

[Punk]

Shaq's greatest moments.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-BoeBedZ3k"]YouTube - ‪Shaq curses on TV (uncensored)‬‏[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qu2y2MQkuI"]YouTube - ‪Shaq Owns A Reporter‬‏[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIy2xUCmSMo&feature=fvsr"]YouTube - ‪Shaq O'neal "Yo Mama" Jokes Stand Off (hebrew report)‬‏[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZNVQ2dpJBY"]YouTube - ‪Shaq Kisses Reporter‬‏[/ame]

 

[Smilodon]

Shaqtus, Big Aristotle, Shaqtastic, whatever you call him, certainly a first ballot hall of famer. What a career for Shaq. We'll be seeing him on tv a lot though.

 

[Arkvoodle]

Thanks for all the great games.


Please don't make any more movies.

 

[DekaThunder Rider]

Damn..people beat me to both Kazaam and Shaq Fu jokes.

He did do Blue Chips,but that really wasn`t a movie you could make fun of