HJU's 2nd Annual New Years SPAM-A-THON Thread!

[Judge Faiz]

That's RIGHT heroes! Another new year is upon us, and that means another heaping helping of SPAM to go along with it!

Let's here it for all those wakky posts that you've just been ITCHING to get out of your system!
Let's also see how many of those annoying spambots also find their way into this thread! :laugh:

 

[KRBlack]

fucking niners better win, so chiefs can make playoffs

 

[KR Hyper Kabuto]

Gears of War rulz!

 

[Misfits923]

DA BEARS are gonna PWN Green Bay

 

[Mr. Underachiever]

The Helio is a phone. There, I said it.

 

[Keith Justice]

BEANPIES AND TRAINS!!!!! :buttrock:

 

[Black Ranger RX]

"I wanna be a Care Bear. Oh It will be so great to when I'm a Care Bear
Oh I can hardly wait to be a Care Bear and do the things Care Bears do.
Oh I wanna be a Care Bear Like you! You do?

I'll be like Funshine and make the sunshine
And have heart like Love-a-Lot.
I'll be like Wish Bear and always be there.
We'll be the luckiest bears in Care-a-Lot.

I wanna be a Care Bear and fill the world with love
To be a Care Bear is what I'm dreaming of.
We'll make a great pair. We'll stick together through and through Like glue.

I don't wanna be a cook or a fireman and I don't wanna play trombone in the marching band.
I just wanna be a care Bear Like you! I just wanna be a Care Bear"

"Care Bear Countdown, 4, 3, 2, 1
Who's that comin' from somewhere up in the sky?
Moving fast and bright as a firefly
Just when you think the trouble's gonna pounce
Who's gonna be there when it really counts?
Do the Care Bear Countdown
And send a wish out through the air
Just do the Care Bear Countdown
When you need them they'll be there
Don't be afraid when trouble's brewin' in your heart
If you can dream just send a wish out in the dark
And do the Care Bear's Countdown 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"



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[RiderZronos]

Booze n babes for EVERYONE! :buttrock:

 

[Dogbot]

You know, Coat hangers get less respect now adays, you go in a public place, and you need to put your coat somewhere. Your not going to put it on the ground are you? I hope not, god knows what might be down there. It will get your coat dirty. Do you want to leave with a dirty coat on you? I hope not and I know I don't. With coat hangers, you can hang your coat with if possible, other people's coats. Instead of dumping it on the ground like a doll, thats just sick. Poor Coat...on the ground, loney.... Now lets give the coat hangers what they really diserve, a holiday, for they can fell important..fell useful. So please....Give the coat hanger some respect yo!

and their fun to play with...wait, what?!

 

[KR Hyper Kabuto]

Boobies!