Thank you boys, for generalizing women and abusing the privacy of your own friends and loved ones ;3 I am sure they, and I, appreciate it. There's no doubt that since I'm a woman, you'll find me posting every day on that website, and therefore I can't be anything but absolutely positive that your girlfriend, Rae, also being a girl, must have that ass-picture as her facebook profile for all her colleagues and professors to see. She probably shows those pictures to all of her guy friends, too, just as you've shared them. If you are flaunting them, I can't see why that'd be so hard to believe. I am incredibly jealous that you have such a generous girl, Dave, who probably really appreciates the fact that you help to spread around her photos.
Sarcasm's the lowest form of wit, so I figured it'd be appropriate in this post for how lowly you think of us as a gender.