Woooooo! You hear that, people? Cordyceps are harmless to humans! I can finally rest easy knowing that those crazy-looking mushrooms aren't going to do us any harm. Man, I tell you, I was getting a little nervous there for a minute, with all the talk about cordyceps taking over insects and all. I mean, I love a good science fiction movie as much as the next guy, but I wasn't trying to be part of a real-life version of that.
But it's all good now; we can enjoy them in our gardens, or better yet, make some delicious cordyceps soup! You heard that right; I'm talking about cooking up the mushrooms and slurping them up. Who knew they could be so tasty?
And let's not forget about all the benefits cordyceps have for our health. I mean, they have been used for centuries in traditional Chinese medicine for boosting energy, reducing fatigue, and even helping with respiratory problems.
So let's give a big round of applause for these little wonders of nature. There ain't no harm coming to us; we're in the clear. I'm feeling relieved; how about you?