2ch presents "The Denko Saga"

[StaticShin27]

Just curious as to any people who've read this thing, real or not it's a great story. It's such a roller coaster of emotions you'll feel as you read through (not that it's "deep" in any way). The lengths this guy goes to...THE LENGTHS. I don't even know man, just take a glance yourself.

Take a plunge into the tale of a 600-emailing misfit if you haven't yet

 

[Aoi Kurenai]

Oh good lord this is long. Is this going to be the new Densha Otoko?

#OP
First, I paid Denko’s friend 20,000 yen to make sure my plan went smoothly.
I asked her to request Denko to go buy alcohol.
And then finally, finally I saw Denko again! (´･ω･`)
I didn’t want to suddenly call her, so to display my passion as her boyfriend, I snuck up from behind and hugged her… (´･ω･`)

#OP
Denko’s body felt so warm… (´･ω･`)
It might have just been the best moment of my life. I don’t think I’m going to wash these clothes, so I don’t forget.
Denko was surprised too, and let out a really loud shriek and ran, but I wasn’t going to have that again!
I grabbed her arm so she couldn’t run. Because I wanted to hear her true feelings… (´･ω･`)

#2ch
I’ve seen scenes like this in horror films about serial killers…

Oh this is going places.

 

[VengeanceGOD]

I don't know why I read all that, but I couldn't stop.

 

[Savior Den-o]

I just finished that yesterday. That has to be the best troll post I had ever read. It just kept going and going and going...y'know the rest. :laugh:

 

[Hell Kaiser Andy]

This was so pathetic I couldn't even feel sorry for the OP. Troll or no troll. :laugh:

 

[Mr G]

(´･ω･`)

...I want to believe that guy is a troll. I so want to believe that.

 

[Hidden Masta]

I'll wait for the movie.


[HIDE]Which will be the rape video.[/HIDE]

 

[NateRiver]

I'll wait for the movie.


[HIDE]Which will be the rape video.[/HIDE]

.....Featuring Skull!

 

[Algo Fonix]

I sent her 30 emails this hour...
Do you think she's been kidnapped?... (´;ω;`)

Man, this is quite the read.