Worrisome New Trend: B-Movie Monsters Addicted To Drugs

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<p>Our nation faces a crisis. The instances of animals in trashy movies getting addicted to dangerous substances is reaching epidemic levels. First it was Cocaine Bears, then it was followed by the appearance of Meth Gators, and now we’re hearing stories of GIANT SHARKS on coke. Something must be done to curb the tide!</p>
 
Do you still love me if I am a worm
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They are trying to grab whatever success Cocaine Bear have. The magic cannot be replicated.
 
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Did anyone notice the similarity between the logos of Cocaine Shark and Cocaine Bear? It's so close that someone might mistake Cocaine Shark for an official sequel. I wonder if that could lead to legal issues for the movie. I am gonna Tweet Elizabeth Banks about this, someone is ripping off her movie.
 
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The resemblance between the logos of Cocaine Shark and Cocaine Bear is definitely striking. It makes you wonder if they're intentionally trying to capitalize on the success of earlier one. These B movie directors have no originality.
 
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Cocaine Bear gets to attended the Oscars. They want that too.
 
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