boogie woogie feng shui
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Oh god, do I ever wish there was a Zombopocalypse going on. Can you imagine how much fun that would be? Any zombie in my zone of influence would be completely and utterly screwed, and I'd make sure that it re-died in hilarious fashion. Think of it! A shambling mass of undead assholes ripe to be beaten down in your favorite method! What a goddamn blast it would be!
Yeah, it would be a party and a half, until one of the hell-spawned takes a chunk of flesh and your soul becomes re-dead, forced to forever wander the earth in terrible, uncognitive hunger, waiting for a merciful bullet to eliminate the remaining brain activity you have and end the unending suffering that tears at the very core of your being for eternity.