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Braves of Sentai Gaoranger! Gagaga Gagaga Gaoranger! Gagaga Gagaga Gaoranger!
Had to do it!
"So you doing thems regulars formulas?"
Yup, three episodes per part in seventeen parts.
"When are opinions?"
After episodes 14, 24, 33, 42, and the end.
"When are movies?"
Gaoranger vs. Super Sentai will be reviewed between parts 5 and 6 while their own movie will be done after part 14.
"What can you tell us about this series?"
According to fans it is supposedly bland save for two villains and for a lot of people this was their earliest sentai series before fansubbing tokusatsu really took off back when only TV-Nihon was doing stuff that was airing.
"Do you have something planned for this?"
Instead of just having episode reviews I am going to have tokusatsu parody songs. Why? Because Anime Suki, Anime News Network, and Mecha Talk have yet to wake up and smell the coffee that Gundam: Reconguista in G is actually good while Iron Blooded Orphans is a slap in the face to the entire mecha genre and the franchise. Japan does not like it, /m/ does not like it, /co/ does not like it, it gets zero discussion here, and it broke Mecha Talk's hivemind! That's actually hard to do, I've been there! Every part will end on total nerd rage.:laugh::169: Seriously, pointless talking scenes a good robot story does not make.
"Butt Y?"
Because someone has to do it and while there are worse anime out there, this one has to be called out. When the establishment sites start pointing out obvious facts I will gladly stop. Who knows, I might carry this on into Hurricanger if my rage of hot steel fails to cease.:buttrock:
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Episode 1:
A mom tucks in her boy with plush toys and tells him a bedtime story which takes place at a fair. The planet welcomes the new century unaware a new darkness occur. On a building we see a flying monster fight the Gaorangers to open the episode. Lightning soon strikes them, originating from a monster that soon destroys the top of a building. This causes an elephant at the fair to scare people off and have the police surround her. A veterinarian tells the cops not to shoot as he tries to calm her down, soon succeeding. Some woman in a mystic looking cave can see this in a pool of water while the Gaorangers are beaten and their two enemies turn to smoke. Blue is disappointed and White thinks they need another member. The woman in the cave telepathically tells them she has a plan. The next day the rogue vet helps out a stray cat when Yellow and White show up to talk to him followed by Black and Blue restraining him to be punched out. The vet wakes up in a forest with lots o' moss. A giant bird flies overhead before seeing a landscape with a large mountain followed by more giant animals. He likes this to the point where he hope he is not going to wake up from a dream. The vet climbs the mountain before somehow finding out the area is flying as we zoom out to see the flying island dubbed Animarium. Cave woman, named Tetom, tells the Gaorangers the vet will be their new leader which Blue is enraged by. This is because GaoLion picked him- WAIT WHEN WAS THIS!? The vet falls off before GaoLion catches him. Apparently the mechanical cat telepathically tells him he was chosen despite nothing being said when the vet's right hand emits a gao jewel which transports him to a plateu where the Gaorangers are called Gao Rock (of Gao's Rock, but I'd rather not constantly type out the extra 's). Tetom confirms the vet is not dreaming while proclaiming she is the shaman of the Power Animals he encountered. They are holy forces that protect the planet that fight with their warriors, the Gaorangers, against monsters called the Orgs who decay the earth. Tetom gives him his G-Phone, he wonders what the hell, and the Gaorangers drag him along.
What a weird eye catch. The monster from earlier, Turbine Org, attacks random humans at a dam with his ally, Plugma Org. Destruction happens with the vet being tired and in awe. Humans are under rubble while frightened animals run off. The Gaorangers confirm he can stop this and he finally accepts his task of leading them. They get their G-Phones out, the Gaorangers transform, and the vet I can now call Red because that is who he is. Yellow flies off to attack Turbine Org while giving his intro. Blue joins him while doing his intro. Black attacks Plugma Org while doing his intro. White attacks him from a tree so she can do her intro. Red runs like Sabertooth from X-Men Origins: Wolverine before doing his intro. Claw slashing ensues before the orgs fight back, noting that comicbooky text appears in kanji. Both orgs go wind and lightning happy like Raiden and Fujin from Mortal Kombat. Red tries telling them that their Power Animals are calling them so they must ready their individual weapons, combining them into a the Purifying Beast Sword. Plugma Org charges only for the sword to emit an energy blade to make him explode.... And reduce him to green slime. Turbine Org, weakened, runs off until he senses more powerful orgs arrive named Yabaiba and Tsuetsue who are duke orgs that serve the org god, Org Master. They really could not have thought of a better name for their god? Turbine Org asks if they want to fight together when we cut to him suddenly being huge in front of the dam. Tetom an the Gaorangers are shocked by this. Red tries jumping on him only to get swiped down. Suddenly the gao jewels appear with the holes in their royal beast blades glowing their color lights. Tetom tells them to insert the jewels which causes them to emit music, calling the power animals to the ground from Animarium. GaoLion attacks the org first as the opening plays followed by GaoTiger. GaoShark and GaoBison attack at the same time with GaoEagle using what I think are fiery feathers. The power animals get on top of the dam while the Gaorangers pose, firing beams from their royal beast blades and the mouths of the power animals, destroying Turbine Org. The episode ends with the narrator stating the Gaorangers saved the day, but evil will emerge again. Ferngully called and wants its music back which is where the ending theme probably got it from. Next episode shows Red tied in barbed wire and the premier of GaoKing.
Turbine Org: Powers include flight, a right arm turbine swimming, jumping, turning into smoke, and a head turbine
Plugma Org: Powers include emitting lightning from the body, flight, and turning into smoke
Episode 2:
Red talks to GaoLion about how to stop the orgs while at Kuroshio the narrator mentions orgs being able to imitate things as one forms and attacks a cop in his cruiser. That night Blue and Black found it odd how Turbine Org was huge when White walks in wondering where Red is. Yellow thinks he ran away from fright when he comes in with his stuff, thinking he can move into Gao Rock. He then asks for their real names when Yellow tells him they must abandon their names. Red's TV turns on with a reporter talking about what happened with th cop. Apparently Tetom can generate electricity. She mentions that pollution makes orgs stronger and that they should head into town. How? Turning Gao Rock into a flying turtle rock of course! The duke orgs amass underground to their tribal layer dubbed Matrix, Tsuetseu mentioning it is the holy ground where one horned orgs are born- You know what I'm calling them Tsue and Yab from now on to save on typing time. One of their statues glows, indicating a new org is nearby while Yab cannot stop laughing. Gao Rock flies to the outskirts of Kuroshio, Yellow tells Red to stay as they head out. He heads out anyway, wondering if they can beat the orgs without killing them followed by Yellow stating they cannot. Soon they split up as the new org leaves scratches on road maps and some woman's pool is completely drained before she is tied up and crushed in her piano. The duke orgs congratulate Wire Org on having an interesting idea on killing. Red notices the scratched up map as h talks with White. Tsue wants to give Wire Org a position while Red and White find piano woman knocked out instead of dead (that's good) while the others are unsure where to look next. Yellow still demonstrates uncertainty of Red being the leader before we see Wire Org attacking humans and a objects with his wires. The potion he was given forms the grunts of the series named orgettes who attack people with flamethrowers disguised as kanabos.
Red and White see the attack, the former thinking talking will work when it does not. Orgettes attacked only to be taken down. Red asks Wire Org his goal, the fighting stops, the narrator mentions all souls have a language which orgs cannot hear because of darkness in them, and diplomacy ends there. Red is amazed orgs have no heart and live only for themselves. Wires are shot out, White takes the hit before Red gets thrown around. The others show up as Red tells them their hearts are empty. Yellow reminds Red he is their leader before they transform followed by intros and mook fighting. Gotta love classic sentai cheese as they bleed water. Wire Org restrains them before the Gaorangers use their individual weapons to cut the wires. The amount of Sun Vulcan homages are surprising. After that the Purifying Beast Blade is used on Wire Org, destroying him. The duke orgs teleport in to introduce themselves in sheer fury. Tsue plants org seeds from her staff, reforming Wire Org into a giant version of himself. The power animals are called via blade resounding all the way to Animarium. The Gaorangers hear their voices saying they should unite their hearts (or in this case royal beast blades). This causes them to stack on top of each other, the Gaorangers fusing with their stacked form so it can become the robot dubbed GaoKing. Wire Org's melee attacks do nothing to it while the Fin Blade is used, also nice reference to Daimajin. Bite punches are used followed by beam spam called the Animal Heart to destroy him for good. Tetom is happy while the duke orgs complain. Tsue notices their master is awakening in Matrix, slowly takig form as the narrator wonders what horrors are coming. Next episode shows Yellow being beaten up and transparent.
Wire Org: Powers include dividing into metal barbed wire, electric shocks, and eye electric bolts
Episode 3:
The high duke named Shuten introduces himself to Tsue and Yab before stating they must obey Org Master via his furious roars. At Sasayama City the narrator mentions that horrid events can occur at any moment as an org possesses a camera. The next day some boy that wants to enter a photo contest sees the org camera in the window for cheap. Cut to Gao Rock where Red gives the others scripts about how to act as Gaorangers which includes.... Eating spinach? Oh it is an abbreviation! Yellow finds it manure and walks off with White chasing after him. The boy with the org camera takes a picture of a random couple, after running off they suddenly disappear. Yellow hears this and rushes at them, unaware they are invisible until they are surrounded by fog. He tells the others via G-Phone. Red gets angry that Yellow hung up on them while camera boy takes a picture oh his friend, Natsumi. She disappears soon after which causes both to panic and Camera Org revealing himself. He offers to restore Natsumi in exchange for him taking more pictures. The couple is taken to a hospital with the Gaoranngers examining things- Oh his name is Takuya! More patients keep coming in as Yellow finds Takuya, spooking him when he wants to examine his camera. He soon corners him and Camera Org tells him to take a picture for Natsumi's sake. Takuya throws the camera away, Camera Org ditches the camera, and Yellow transforms to fight him. Yab shows up to make things worse and does his Joker impression. Camera Org gets a picture in to make Yellow invisible. The duke orgs teleport him to Shuten while Takuya and the others see him disappear.
Tsue boasts about taking Yellow's body and Camera Org points out he will die if left alone. Shuten extends his button so he can take pictures himself while Yellow is taken to Gao Rock, slowly weakening as he proclaims he will beat the org. Red tells him he will get his body back. They head out, Red hearing people screaming as they run from Camera Org who reveals he has everyone's body trapped in his body. The victims are slowly dying as Camera Org makes random objects disappear now and tracks down Red to an abandon warehouse.... And actual different looking one than from previous series! Red taunts him once he gets an idea as the others show up. The duke orgs unleash orgettes on Blue, Black, and White to prevent interference. Camera Org adjusts his lens before pressing, making him vulnerable to a kicked gas can which knocks over gas cans on a shelf. Red transforms, kicks a lot, and exposes a large film roll to the sun, freeing everyone. Camera Org gets the four Gaorangers together when Yellow comes in and slashes the lens while quoating Red's rule that going solo is a big no no followed by intros. Yellow continues his assault, getting his rear handed to him. After that he emits film rolls to tie up the Gaorangers and shock them. Red stands strong, turns his weapon into a freaking energy rifle, and shoots up Camera Org before everyone goes slash happy. The Purifying- You know what I'm calling it the PBS (which may or may not be airing Arthur). Anyway, Camera Org is destroyed until Tsue makes him big upon org seed revival. The power animals are called upon to do combat with the org before they combine into GaoKing. Punch and punch ensues, the film roll ejected, Yellow asks for Red's big strategy, and the Fin Sword cuts up restraining film rolls after a Daimajin Face. Once up close the Animal Heart is used twice to take down Camera Org for good. Laughter is heard and Shuten turns the sky into purple nimbus clouds as he announces to the Gaorangers they are worms that cannot stop his terrorism. Red promises to beat him, Yellow thinks he is getting carried away. The episode ends with Red saying he is pumped up. Next episode shows Black jumping on Blue with the former blown back from an explosion.
Camera Org: Powers include camera possession, lens that causes invisibility to humans, eye holograms, and electric wrapping film called the Film Storms
For this part's parody song, Savior in The Dark! Calling on 2chan to help save gundam from iron and blood from martian rats! https://s15.postimg.org/f0b6qxjzf/2chan_chime.png
Had to do it!
"So you doing thems regulars formulas?"
Yup, three episodes per part in seventeen parts.
"When are opinions?"
After episodes 14, 24, 33, 42, and the end.
"When are movies?"
Gaoranger vs. Super Sentai will be reviewed between parts 5 and 6 while their own movie will be done after part 14.
"What can you tell us about this series?"
According to fans it is supposedly bland save for two villains and for a lot of people this was their earliest sentai series before fansubbing tokusatsu really took off back when only TV-Nihon was doing stuff that was airing.
"Do you have something planned for this?"
Instead of just having episode reviews I am going to have tokusatsu parody songs. Why? Because Anime Suki, Anime News Network, and Mecha Talk have yet to wake up and smell the coffee that Gundam: Reconguista in G is actually good while Iron Blooded Orphans is a slap in the face to the entire mecha genre and the franchise. Japan does not like it, /m/ does not like it, /co/ does not like it, it gets zero discussion here, and it broke Mecha Talk's hivemind! That's actually hard to do, I've been there! Every part will end on total nerd rage.:laugh::169: Seriously, pointless talking scenes a good robot story does not make.
"Butt Y?"
Because someone has to do it and while there are worse anime out there, this one has to be called out. When the establishment sites start pointing out obvious facts I will gladly stop. Who knows, I might carry this on into Hurricanger if my rage of hot steel fails to cease.:buttrock:
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Episode 1:
A mom tucks in her boy with plush toys and tells him a bedtime story which takes place at a fair. The planet welcomes the new century unaware a new darkness occur. On a building we see a flying monster fight the Gaorangers to open the episode. Lightning soon strikes them, originating from a monster that soon destroys the top of a building. This causes an elephant at the fair to scare people off and have the police surround her. A veterinarian tells the cops not to shoot as he tries to calm her down, soon succeeding. Some woman in a mystic looking cave can see this in a pool of water while the Gaorangers are beaten and their two enemies turn to smoke. Blue is disappointed and White thinks they need another member. The woman in the cave telepathically tells them she has a plan. The next day the rogue vet helps out a stray cat when Yellow and White show up to talk to him followed by Black and Blue restraining him to be punched out. The vet wakes up in a forest with lots o' moss. A giant bird flies overhead before seeing a landscape with a large mountain followed by more giant animals. He likes this to the point where he hope he is not going to wake up from a dream. The vet climbs the mountain before somehow finding out the area is flying as we zoom out to see the flying island dubbed Animarium. Cave woman, named Tetom, tells the Gaorangers the vet will be their new leader which Blue is enraged by. This is because GaoLion picked him- WAIT WHEN WAS THIS!? The vet falls off before GaoLion catches him. Apparently the mechanical cat telepathically tells him he was chosen despite nothing being said when the vet's right hand emits a gao jewel which transports him to a plateu where the Gaorangers are called Gao Rock (of Gao's Rock, but I'd rather not constantly type out the extra 's). Tetom confirms the vet is not dreaming while proclaiming she is the shaman of the Power Animals he encountered. They are holy forces that protect the planet that fight with their warriors, the Gaorangers, against monsters called the Orgs who decay the earth. Tetom gives him his G-Phone, he wonders what the hell, and the Gaorangers drag him along.
What a weird eye catch. The monster from earlier, Turbine Org, attacks random humans at a dam with his ally, Plugma Org. Destruction happens with the vet being tired and in awe. Humans are under rubble while frightened animals run off. The Gaorangers confirm he can stop this and he finally accepts his task of leading them. They get their G-Phones out, the Gaorangers transform, and the vet I can now call Red because that is who he is. Yellow flies off to attack Turbine Org while giving his intro. Blue joins him while doing his intro. Black attacks Plugma Org while doing his intro. White attacks him from a tree so she can do her intro. Red runs like Sabertooth from X-Men Origins: Wolverine before doing his intro. Claw slashing ensues before the orgs fight back, noting that comicbooky text appears in kanji. Both orgs go wind and lightning happy like Raiden and Fujin from Mortal Kombat. Red tries telling them that their Power Animals are calling them so they must ready their individual weapons, combining them into a the Purifying Beast Sword. Plugma Org charges only for the sword to emit an energy blade to make him explode.... And reduce him to green slime. Turbine Org, weakened, runs off until he senses more powerful orgs arrive named Yabaiba and Tsuetsue who are duke orgs that serve the org god, Org Master. They really could not have thought of a better name for their god? Turbine Org asks if they want to fight together when we cut to him suddenly being huge in front of the dam. Tetom an the Gaorangers are shocked by this. Red tries jumping on him only to get swiped down. Suddenly the gao jewels appear with the holes in their royal beast blades glowing their color lights. Tetom tells them to insert the jewels which causes them to emit music, calling the power animals to the ground from Animarium. GaoLion attacks the org first as the opening plays followed by GaoTiger. GaoShark and GaoBison attack at the same time with GaoEagle using what I think are fiery feathers. The power animals get on top of the dam while the Gaorangers pose, firing beams from their royal beast blades and the mouths of the power animals, destroying Turbine Org. The episode ends with the narrator stating the Gaorangers saved the day, but evil will emerge again. Ferngully called and wants its music back which is where the ending theme probably got it from. Next episode shows Red tied in barbed wire and the premier of GaoKing.
Turbine Org: Powers include flight, a right arm turbine swimming, jumping, turning into smoke, and a head turbine
Plugma Org: Powers include emitting lightning from the body, flight, and turning into smoke
Episode 2:
Red talks to GaoLion about how to stop the orgs while at Kuroshio the narrator mentions orgs being able to imitate things as one forms and attacks a cop in his cruiser. That night Blue and Black found it odd how Turbine Org was huge when White walks in wondering where Red is. Yellow thinks he ran away from fright when he comes in with his stuff, thinking he can move into Gao Rock. He then asks for their real names when Yellow tells him they must abandon their names. Red's TV turns on with a reporter talking about what happened with th cop. Apparently Tetom can generate electricity. She mentions that pollution makes orgs stronger and that they should head into town. How? Turning Gao Rock into a flying turtle rock of course! The duke orgs amass underground to their tribal layer dubbed Matrix, Tsuetseu mentioning it is the holy ground where one horned orgs are born- You know what I'm calling them Tsue and Yab from now on to save on typing time. One of their statues glows, indicating a new org is nearby while Yab cannot stop laughing. Gao Rock flies to the outskirts of Kuroshio, Yellow tells Red to stay as they head out. He heads out anyway, wondering if they can beat the orgs without killing them followed by Yellow stating they cannot. Soon they split up as the new org leaves scratches on road maps and some woman's pool is completely drained before she is tied up and crushed in her piano. The duke orgs congratulate Wire Org on having an interesting idea on killing. Red notices the scratched up map as h talks with White. Tsue wants to give Wire Org a position while Red and White find piano woman knocked out instead of dead (that's good) while the others are unsure where to look next. Yellow still demonstrates uncertainty of Red being the leader before we see Wire Org attacking humans and a objects with his wires. The potion he was given forms the grunts of the series named orgettes who attack people with flamethrowers disguised as kanabos.
Red and White see the attack, the former thinking talking will work when it does not. Orgettes attacked only to be taken down. Red asks Wire Org his goal, the fighting stops, the narrator mentions all souls have a language which orgs cannot hear because of darkness in them, and diplomacy ends there. Red is amazed orgs have no heart and live only for themselves. Wires are shot out, White takes the hit before Red gets thrown around. The others show up as Red tells them their hearts are empty. Yellow reminds Red he is their leader before they transform followed by intros and mook fighting. Gotta love classic sentai cheese as they bleed water. Wire Org restrains them before the Gaorangers use their individual weapons to cut the wires. The amount of Sun Vulcan homages are surprising. After that the Purifying Beast Blade is used on Wire Org, destroying him. The duke orgs teleport in to introduce themselves in sheer fury. Tsue plants org seeds from her staff, reforming Wire Org into a giant version of himself. The power animals are called via blade resounding all the way to Animarium. The Gaorangers hear their voices saying they should unite their hearts (or in this case royal beast blades). This causes them to stack on top of each other, the Gaorangers fusing with their stacked form so it can become the robot dubbed GaoKing. Wire Org's melee attacks do nothing to it while the Fin Blade is used, also nice reference to Daimajin. Bite punches are used followed by beam spam called the Animal Heart to destroy him for good. Tetom is happy while the duke orgs complain. Tsue notices their master is awakening in Matrix, slowly takig form as the narrator wonders what horrors are coming. Next episode shows Yellow being beaten up and transparent.
Wire Org: Powers include dividing into metal barbed wire, electric shocks, and eye electric bolts
Episode 3:
The high duke named Shuten introduces himself to Tsue and Yab before stating they must obey Org Master via his furious roars. At Sasayama City the narrator mentions that horrid events can occur at any moment as an org possesses a camera. The next day some boy that wants to enter a photo contest sees the org camera in the window for cheap. Cut to Gao Rock where Red gives the others scripts about how to act as Gaorangers which includes.... Eating spinach? Oh it is an abbreviation! Yellow finds it manure and walks off with White chasing after him. The boy with the org camera takes a picture of a random couple, after running off they suddenly disappear. Yellow hears this and rushes at them, unaware they are invisible until they are surrounded by fog. He tells the others via G-Phone. Red gets angry that Yellow hung up on them while camera boy takes a picture oh his friend, Natsumi. She disappears soon after which causes both to panic and Camera Org revealing himself. He offers to restore Natsumi in exchange for him taking more pictures. The couple is taken to a hospital with the Gaoranngers examining things- Oh his name is Takuya! More patients keep coming in as Yellow finds Takuya, spooking him when he wants to examine his camera. He soon corners him and Camera Org tells him to take a picture for Natsumi's sake. Takuya throws the camera away, Camera Org ditches the camera, and Yellow transforms to fight him. Yab shows up to make things worse and does his Joker impression. Camera Org gets a picture in to make Yellow invisible. The duke orgs teleport him to Shuten while Takuya and the others see him disappear.
Tsue boasts about taking Yellow's body and Camera Org points out he will die if left alone. Shuten extends his button so he can take pictures himself while Yellow is taken to Gao Rock, slowly weakening as he proclaims he will beat the org. Red tells him he will get his body back. They head out, Red hearing people screaming as they run from Camera Org who reveals he has everyone's body trapped in his body. The victims are slowly dying as Camera Org makes random objects disappear now and tracks down Red to an abandon warehouse.... And actual different looking one than from previous series! Red taunts him once he gets an idea as the others show up. The duke orgs unleash orgettes on Blue, Black, and White to prevent interference. Camera Org adjusts his lens before pressing, making him vulnerable to a kicked gas can which knocks over gas cans on a shelf. Red transforms, kicks a lot, and exposes a large film roll to the sun, freeing everyone. Camera Org gets the four Gaorangers together when Yellow comes in and slashes the lens while quoating Red's rule that going solo is a big no no followed by intros. Yellow continues his assault, getting his rear handed to him. After that he emits film rolls to tie up the Gaorangers and shock them. Red stands strong, turns his weapon into a freaking energy rifle, and shoots up Camera Org before everyone goes slash happy. The Purifying- You know what I'm calling it the PBS (which may or may not be airing Arthur). Anyway, Camera Org is destroyed until Tsue makes him big upon org seed revival. The power animals are called upon to do combat with the org before they combine into GaoKing. Punch and punch ensues, the film roll ejected, Yellow asks for Red's big strategy, and the Fin Sword cuts up restraining film rolls after a Daimajin Face. Once up close the Animal Heart is used twice to take down Camera Org for good. Laughter is heard and Shuten turns the sky into purple nimbus clouds as he announces to the Gaorangers they are worms that cannot stop his terrorism. Red promises to beat him, Yellow thinks he is getting carried away. The episode ends with Red saying he is pumped up. Next episode shows Black jumping on Blue with the former blown back from an explosion.
Camera Org: Powers include camera possession, lens that causes invisibility to humans, eye holograms, and electric wrapping film called the Film Storms
For this part's parody song, Savior in The Dark! Calling on 2chan to help save gundam from iron and blood from martian rats! https://s15.postimg.org/f0b6qxjzf/2chan_chime.png