Blade Adept
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It is a big spit in the face to its predecessors
I agree! It spits on the **** Rider shows of the past and says to them "this is how you do it".
1. The main rider is a wimp. Every episode he usually gets his rectum handed to him. It is as though he can barely fight for himself.
Oh yes, every episode. Except for all those occasions when he wins. Y'know, like the time he ironically saves Yggdrasil from the Invess with a watermelon in the sky. And when he takes down Sid (more than once, actually). When he manages to break through Takatora's battle composure a few times to lay hits on him. And when he slaughters a whole legion of Kurokage soldiers. And when he successfully subdues Minato. Not very important occasions, really.
The guy is barely out of his teens. He's never been brought up or trained to fight, and much of the time he's still trying to come to terms, process, and piece together what is going on around him. His enemies thus far all have solid reasons to be able to regularly rough him up, because they're either comprehensively trained physically, have OP hardware, or are simply otherworldly entities with otherworldly powers. Or in another instant, because someone has the audacity to shoot him in the back when he's unprotected.
2. Nobody in the cast is interesting. You could literally boil down all of their dialogue to "I have a mouth and I am talking cause I can" or "insert literary reference here
Only if you've not paid attention to anyone. Micchy is becoming more unhinged with every recent new episode. Team Ryoma is clearly conspiring more transparently with each episode (which culminates in episode 28, fyi). Kaito clearly trying to put money where his mouth is by putting his philosophy to the test against the Overlords, while maintaining a degree of respect for Kouta, not least because he has the potential to be strong.
The only character that has some remote interest is Kamen Rider Bravo, mainly because he isn't just talk, rather he *gasp* goes out and DOES JACK S**T!
In the grand scheme of things, aside from comedic value, what has Bravo managed to get done? I thought he was going to be slowly introduced into the grand scheme of things after the 25th episode, but the show decides otherwise, and he and Gridon continue to meander around, a bit lost, and essentially like Wizard's donut duo these days, albeit with their own belts.
I'm amazed the riders haven't just teamed up and stormed Yggdrasil by now, Gaim has that upgrade he got in ep 23 and took out most of their forces, how are they a problem at this poi- Oh yeah, my first point.
Why would they? The Armoured Riders all have their individual interests and motivations, along with shifting, questionable allegiances. There was never any common interest to usurp the city's corporate patron. You can probably just about get them together for a conference, but it will barely last five minutes, with people like Kaito.
3. The humor. "Oh our series is totally deep and dark like the ocean but lets have cartoony slapstick every other episode!" Is it so hard to ask for consistency?
Episode 25 so far has been the only actual incongruent episode in terms of tone nestled between the heavy overarching plot occurring around it. Otherwise, the comedy in Gaim has generally been fine, and they're well integrated into an actual episode without egregious intrusion and redundancy, and generally with a good degree of subtlety.
4. Side characters are beyond useless, they're basically point 2 except without rider forms.
I do agree to an extent. Mai is sadly underused, and this was perhaps an inevitability the moment the show decides to abandon the early dance team/Pokémon status quo setup.
5. They try too hard to make the villains sympathetic.
Takatora's not classed as a villain anymore, insofar as he ever was, because he's more like an antihero. He's been the ONLY ONE written to be sympathetic.
If you want magnificent bastards, you have Team Ryoma. Him, Minato and Sid. Three schemers who are only working together and with the company for the sake of expediency, and are individually driven by their own selfish desires to forage for the forbidden fruit and proclaim godhood as humanity dies around them.
As mentioned already, watch up to 28. If it wasn't clear from a long distance away, these guys don't **** around, and they're quite despicable as villains.
I don't watch toku for villains to be human, but even ignoring that, they go with the generic "we can only save so many people" and yet, somehow, they don't take smart moves like, I don't friggin know, CONTACTING THE MILITARY. Invade the dimension and burn it to a crisp, use some weapons, you have the friggin resources so why not use them? Inform the government to demolish Helheim, problem solved.
How big is Helhelm? How much ground is there to cover? Would attacking the forest make the crack situation worse? How much napalm would you need?
They EXPLAIN why they don't involve the military or any government. Because Helheim is solely Yggdrasil's playground. They have exclusive access to the forest for research, and Takatora clearly dictates that under no circumstances can the rest of the world know about any of this, at least presumably until the hour of the rapture approaches and the Driver distribution occurs in earnest a decade later.
EDIT: You start causing suspicion and panic, and humanity descends into chaos. That was Takatora's message to Kouta earlier, only Kouta decided to place greater (albeit a naive) faith in the ability of humanity to come together in times of disaster.
And when you have creatures and fauna that can convert you into a mindless beast with efficient ease, what good use can soldiers with conventional weaponry be in an alien environment that they'll have no proper understanding of?
Question: Do you watch toku for endless amounts of babble or for actual fighting?
Why do you even watch Rider? Much of the early-mid 2000s Heisei run has basically been dramas with a side helping of monster attacks and terse fight sequences that usually occur by the end of the episode, after twenty odd minutes beforehand of "babble".
I take it you must enjoy Wizard, given that the only thing that show has going for it are the flashy Utsunomiya fight sequences.
8. The civilians are morons. "These guys are trying to save us from monsters, lets hate them for no logical reason!"
It's amazing what calculated propaganda can do to an uninformed masses while a small outbreak of monster attacks and contagious disease is going around the city.
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